This is the correct orientation. You are the one with the problem.
ok, question
Let's say you urgently need to do some gardening outside. Unfortunately you can't find your gardening gloves so you use your bare hands. When finishing gardening, your hands are covered in dirt. Do you..
A) Wipe them on dry kitchen roll
B) Wash them in soap and water
C) Don't bother
Now....when you go to the toilet....
Christ people! Use wet wipes for heavens sake!!! Don't tell me we have a forum full of stinky arses
I use wet wipes and then tissue afterwards. Who wants a wet arse?!
Quoted for truth. Hope that phrase still doesn't come with a ban.
Wet wipes and put them in the bin, make sure you empty it everyday. Or those flushable degradable wipes.
Imgaine if you ended up with some unsavoury mess on your fingers. You wouldn;t wipe them with a tissue and call them clean. You'd wash them.