Help! I'm in a public toilet and there's no paper

Rifte · 23 May 2016 at 12:10

Until next time.....

antijoke · 23 May 2016 at 12:14

glen8 said:
sorry for the late reply, I had to run to a meeting straight after

It went quieter outside so managed to use another toilet

Hahaha, OP redeemed.

How did you solve your dilemma?

ic1male · 23 May 2016 at 12:15

I'm having great fun googling foreign toilets.

teenwolf · 23 May 2016 at 12:19

£20 notes

glenimp617 · 23 May 2016 at 12:21

anticonscience said:
Hahaha, OP redeemed.

How did you solve your dilemma?

Tried to walk normally whilst ensuring nothing escaped. Thank heavens there were a couple with the door left open.

dowie · 23 May 2016 at 12:22

massive schoolboy error - if you're in a public toilet then paper the seat before you sit down, since any number of the great unwashed will have sat and/or ****ed on the seat. Also worth chucking a couple of sheets into the bowl to prevent splash back. If you do that it will immediately become apparent that there is no toilet paper before getting yourself into that situation.

ic1male · 23 May 2016 at 12:23

Moral of the story - eat a good diet with plenty of vegetables, kids. That way you won't need ANY toilet paper at all.

Semple · 23 May 2016 at 12:34

Those dispensers are rubbish.

If feeling devious you could push the tissue back through the hole in all of the cubicles, then listen to the frantic blokes being in the same situation as you, bar not being able to swap over to other cubicles.

Avenged7Fold · 23 May 2016 at 12:36

Bet you wish you never cleaned your wallet of all those receipts that build up in there!

CircleFaust · 23 May 2016 at 12:42

reminded me of this
https://youtu.be/2WqyieFaPmQ?t=47m47s

Monkeynut · 23 May 2016 at 12:43

Spend the rest of the day with pooey pants walking up to people and going "what's that smell?"

LOAM · 23 May 2016 at 13:25

shout "FINISHED" at the top of your voice and wait for someone to come sort you out.

bayo000 · 23 May 2016 at 13:28

Who doesn't check for toilet paper before using toilet?

Gammawolf · 23 May 2016 at 13:29

ic1male said:
And how's this for technology in Taiwan - a realtime toilet usage display.

I really don't like how the arrangement on the legend doesn't correspond with the arrangement on the diagram

Sandycheeks · 23 May 2016 at 13:39

Rifte said:
Until next time.....

If you're extra careful you can de-laminate the roll and use that...it's a bit harsh but works.

glenimp617 · 23 May 2016 at 13:57

bayo000 said:
Who doesn't check for toilet paper before using toilet?

Me, once

Kosmiche · 23 May 2016 at 13:58

bayo000 said:
Who doesn't check for toilet paper before using toilet?

They sometime are inside a enclosure so you can't see the roll

I would have used a sock OP

Haggisman · 23 May 2016 at 14:23

Gammawolf said:
I really don't like how the arrangement on the legend doesn't correspond with the arrangement on the diagram

Yup, the OCD in me is going mental

Also... slightly concerned about what circumstances the blue light would be used in... Surely yellow covers all eventualities which could lead to unavailability?

Spacedeck · 23 May 2016 at 14:31

Great thread! This reminds me though, I popped to the shop to buy some things and was going to buy some more toilet roll. I bought everything except that

luckily we aren't out, so I don't need another trip.

Derek W · 23 May 2016 at 18:34

glen8 said:
ok, question

Let's say you urgently need to do some gardening outside. Unfortunately you can't find your gardening gloves so you use your bare hands. When finishing gardening, your hands are covered in dirt. Do you..

A) Wipe them on dry kitchen roll
B) Wash them in soap and water
C) Don't bother

Now....when you go to the toilet....

Christ people! Use wet wipes for heavens sake!!! Don't tell me we have a forum full of stinky arses

Did you forget your wet wipes as well princess?