Got 2 tickets to the Euro 2016 final

[Housey]

I like my new name. I might by some skirts now.

 

[tom_e]

I never thought I was original. I saw it posted on another forum, it made me laugh so thought I would share it to make others laugh. I think people need to be less angry about something like this.

Ive got more....

Knock knock

Who's there

Broken pencil

Broken pencil who?

Forget it—this joke is pointless.

I'm not angry.


Just disappointed

 

[Cosimo]

I never thought

You looking for bridesmaids?

 

[cainer]

old

 

[Housey]

I'm not angry.


Just disappointed

Surely that knock knock joke redeemed me? It was one of my stolen best.

 

[ThundyCat]

I like my new name. I might by some skirts now.

Fishnet stockings?

 

[Housey]

old

Sadly I am yes.

 

[Cleisthenes]

I like my new name. I might by some skirts now.

 

[Housey]

Fishnet stockings?

I struggle to get them over my head to be honest.

 

[teenwolf]

i will smash her pastie for you.

 

[bliss]

Sarah is such a lovely name.

Haha

 

[Housey]

Typo that's all.

I am well literate me

 

[Marky]

Sarah is such a lovely name.

Hahaha Very Good

 

[Housey]

Sarah is such a lovely name.

I'm concerned for my car now though, but to be fair that's more because all of sudden the carpet doesn't go with the doors and I think it needs some soft cushions on the rear parcel shelf and a few candles.

 

[tom_e]

Don't forget the headlamp eyelashes.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

I'm concerned for my car now though, but to be fair that's more because all of sudden the carpet doesn't go with the doors and I think it needs some soft cushions on the rear parcel shelf and a few candles.

Don't forget the headlamp eyelashes.

Don't forget to keep foundation and eyeliner in the glove box so you can tidy up on the go!

 

[Housey]

Don't forget the headlamp eyelashes.

I'm going to get some pink seatbelt covers first as the current wants rub on my juggs.

 

[Housey]

Dont forget to keep foundation and eyeliner in the glove box so you can tidy up on the go!

I wondered why when I hit the brakes earlier 3 cans of hair spray rolled under the brake pedal.

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Haha, never have i heard a bird call her knockers 'juggs'

 

[Housey]

This place is not as good as mums net, just found myself signed up to there oddly and now I want a night out with the girls