Poll: It's Jamaican Hairstyle Day Tomorrow...

[StoutMeister]

 

[antijoke]

Did you hear about the joke shortage in Jamaica?
It was dreadful...

 

[Dis86]

Reggae Shark = awesome.

 

[Ricochet J]

You deserve my sig.

 

[Maccy]

Oh..

 

[antijoke]

Oh..

Not you again.

 

[something daft already!!]

I took my partner on holiday to that country where they smoke a lot of cannabis.
Jamaica?
No she wanted to go.

 

[stuman]

Lol

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

A Rasta walks in to bank and hands the cashier a massive bag of weed. "Sir, what are you doing ?" she asks. "I want to open a Joint Account", he replies.

 

[Diddums]

I don't know how you live with yourself anti

 

[antijoke]

I don't know how you live with yourself anti

I must admit, it's not easy being this funny.

 

[Diddums]

Please stop appropriating other cultures anti, you're triggering me.

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

I must admit, it's not easy being this funny.

Hardly, if at all ?

 

[HecFam]

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

 

[Daftbrown]

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?

With jam in I presume?

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

With jam in, I an I presume?

Ftfy

 

[Twirlywoos]

 

[HecFam]

With jam in I presume?

Well, he followed the ital style of his Rastafarian religion, so to be honest with I don't know if he even consumed donuts.

 

[antijoke]

Hardly, if at all ?

It takes decades for true genius to be appreciated, years from now I will be known as the comedic equivalent of Van Gogh/Mozart/Beethoven.

 

[Brizzles]

I actually laughed .

But, ban anyway