Caporegime
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Quick question. Has a PM ever left and taken up a cabinet position or do they always go to the backbenches for the rest of their commons career?
What can we offer them in return?
First sensible argument I've heard in several pages - I concede sir...Hah... no.
Justification: A political elite that barely understands the internet will not know the more awkward communities of the internet and such.

In return for what?
To derail the thread for a second - as distasteful as this might be, I found it hilarious
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What can we offer them in return?
Boris will do whatever is needed to ensure London stays as a financial hub and deal with spinning it to the electorate later. I can't see any outcome from this where Leave get what they wanted (actually leaving).
it isn't fact, negotiations haven't even started - and since you seem to have ignored the point again I'm saying that we could quite well get some partial free market deal... not necessarily complete access ergo they could make some concessions on free movement
completely flawed to state that if it could exist Cameron would already have got it - bit of a difference between allowing it for an EU member with full free market access and a seat at the table vs a country that isn't an EU member, doesn't have full access and doesn't have a seat at the table
Quick question. Has a PM ever left and taken up a cabinet position or do they always go to the backbenches for the rest of their commons career?
What does that look like when you take into account Scotland leaving the UK (with a strong possibility of NI also then accelerating a move to union with Eire given their vote on the EU membership as well)?A growing market for their products? EU exports to the UK have grown at a annualised pace of 2.5% since 2008.
If we reverse the situation, UK exports to the EU have declined at a pace of -0.7% since 2008.
What can the EU offer us?


Special terms to get a free market/movement of people agreement in our benefit.
The thing that concerns me now if we do end up in the EEA are we going to get the Euro forced on us?![]()
Genuine lol...Right. **** this. We're ALL up **** creek and we need a paddle. Now, not in three months.
Fellow Remain voters: Enough already. Yes, we're all ****** off but navel gazing ain't gonna help. Not all 17 million Leave voters can possibly be racist northern pensioners without an O level to their name. Maybe they have a point about this quitting the EU thing? Maybe not. Whatever, we are where we are and no amount a whinging is gonna change that. Allegedly we're the intelligent ones, so get your thinking caps on.
Leave voters. Well done. Good game. We hear you. Now you need to get stuck in to the aftermath and not just **** off back to Wetherspoons. (Just banter, ****!). And the first person to say they "want their country back" gets deported to ******* Gibraltar. OK?
Politicians.
David. **** off. Shut the door behind you. Now.
George. You may be a **** but you're our ****. Plus you know the passwords for our Junior Savers account. Get your calculator. Drop the face-like-a-slapped-*** routine. You're on.
Boris. Sorry mate. That photo of you abseiling by your scrotum over the London Olympics while waving a Union Jack can't ever be un-taken. Plus, you'll never be able to appear on Question Time again without some sturdy Glaswegian nurse asking where the **** her 350 million quid is. Not only will she have a very good point, she'll be wearing a T shirt that shows you gurning in front of that bus! No captains hat for you I'm afraid.
Theresa. You're in charge love. Get the biggest shoulder pads you've got. We need Ming The Merciless in drag and you'll scare the **** out of 'em.
Nicola. Yep. Fair cop. You probably could get us on a technicality, as could London. But we ****** love shortbread. And oil. And to be honest you're probably the best politician we've got, so we need you on side. Sort your lot out and we promise never to mention that Jimmy Krankie thing again (although it is pretty uncanny) and we'll make you a Dame once we're sorted. Bring Ruth Davidson. She kicks ass.
Opposition party. We'll need one. Someone take Jeremy and John back to the British Legion Club where you found them. Take Nigel as well. Give back their sandals, buy them a pint, then go to Heathrow and collect David Milliband. **** it. Lets gets Ed Balls as well. He keeps George on his toes. I think he works on the lottery kiosk at Morrisons now?
Oh. And Mark Carney. Give him a knighthood and tell him to keep that **** coming. We definitely need more of that good ****!
Everyone set? Right. Hold the Easyjet. We're going to Brussels and this ain't no hen party.
And on that note![]()
Good night I have a week of graft ahead of me tomorrow at 7.![]()

vote leave consists of several million people
sure the people from Barnsley interviewed by channel 4 news won't likely be happy as dem muslims won't magically vanish
but for plenty of other people they weren't sure which side to vote for or were able to see good arguments on both sides - some sort of compromise could actually put to rest some of the fears of the remain voters and still satisfy leave voters... you're not going to please everyone but the idea that leave voters are all xenophobic idiots is rather misplaced
The thing that concerns me now if we do end up in the EEA are we going to get the Euro forced on us?![]()
. Out of everything, this honestly bothers me the least...
What does that look like when you take into account Scotland leaving the UK (with a strong possibility of NI also then accelerating a move to union with Eire given their vote on the EU membership as well)?