Creaking Bed

chris_h · 19 Jul 2016 at 11:56

I have a wooden framed bed. The box type with 4 drawers built in and an anti slip cover on top.

The trouble is, my antislip cover its plywood with a fabric cover. When any weight is applied it rubs and creaks like crazy on the edge, where it meets the frame. It is so bad now I am thinking about a new bed which is a pain as I spent £500 on this frame alone.

I need solutions. I can't get on and off and do other bed related activites, without the racket..

drs101 · 19 Jul 2016 at 11:58

go slower it's more romantic!

RaohNS · 19 Jul 2016 at 11:59

Worst I am getting some thread and don't want to alert the neighbours

[FnG]magnolia · 19 Jul 2016 at 11:59

Can you post a picture of the bed because that's a very confusing description.

Crpwned · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:00

Thought the thread title was gonna be some kind of marvellous Breaking Bad pun that would warrant the OP getting a name change to something like WalterHartwellWhiteSr .
Came in and was disappointed

scorza · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:03

Crpwned said:
Thought the thread title was gonna be some kind of marvellous Breaking Bad pun that would warrant the OP getting a name change to something like WalterHartwellWhiteSr .
Came in and was disappointed

LOL me too

Kutter · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:05

The noise your hearing is the monster under your bed cracking its knuckles in anticipation of sexytime when your asleep. You might want to get one of those nightvision camera's and film what goes on while your asleep.

Have you ever woken open a bit sore down below?

Cosimo · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:08

[FnG]magnolia;29799998 said:
Can you post a picture of the bed because that's a very confusing description.

Definitely need to see pics of the bed in action...

antran · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:11

KY Jelly would stop the creaking.

Ayahuasca · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:11

Chad Thundercock

ChroniC · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:12

Yeah at least a link to the bed, as it at first sounded like a duvan style, but those arent frames.

I would suggest that you either place something very thin between the frame and the antislip thing, or screw it down

beachBOYken · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:12

WD40 should work wonders.

[FnG]magnolia · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:14

chris_h said:
I have a wooden box.

The trouble is, my antislip cover rubs and creaks like crazy on the edge, where it is so bad now I am thinking about a new pain.

I need solutions. I can get off and do other bed related activites, without the racket..

Edit is a powerful tool.

Also, would not watch this film.

squarepusher · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:16

I read thread title and thought of one thing

doofer · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:34

chris_h said:
I have a wooden framed bed. The box type with 4 drawers built in and an anti slip cover on top.

The trouble is, my antislip cover its plywood with a fabric cover. When any weight is applied it rubs and creaks like crazy on the edge, where it meets the frame. It is so bad now I am thinking about a new bed which is a pain as I spent £500 on this frame alone.

I need solutions. I can get on and off and do other bed related activites, without the racket..

Stop playing tennis in bed.

Salsa · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:42

From your description it sounds like you have a bed with a sheet of plywood on top... that can't be comfortable at all?

Also worst "I'm having crazy sex and the neighbours are complaining" thread...

/Salsa

Semple · 19 Jul 2016 at 12:53

drs101 said:
go slower it's more romantic!

Devrij · 19 Jul 2016 at 13:30

Maybe put some socks between the plywood bit and the frame. That's what I use between the headboard and wall and works quite well (especially on slave night)

JBuk · 19 Jul 2016 at 13:41

Devrij said:
Maybe put some socks between the plywood bit and the frame. That's what I use between the headboard and wall and works quite well (especially on slave night)

Don't use the crusty ones though :eek:

enigma27 · 19 Jul 2016 at 13:48

beachBOYken said:
WD40 should work wonders.

For him or the bed :confused: