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Go to the doctors. Get some Valium. Take with 2 beers at the airport. Sleep through entire flight.
It's only like 2 hours, he might not wake up

Go to the doctors. Get some Valium. Take with 2 beers at the airport. Sleep through entire flight.


Ferry to Denmark, ferry to Sweden.
I'd go see your GP. They will be able to give you some tablets to keep you nice and chilled out for a plane journey.
Apparently they stopped that in 2014 :/
It's quite an awesome marvel of engineering, whether you take the car or train.Valium actually got me over my fear of flying.
I had to fly every week for work for years, and I'd always get sweaty palms/shakes/be unable to sleep. I'd dread it. The only thing that helped was several beers.
Then once, on a flight to India, I took some valium and was totally calm. Just the experience of being totally calm on a plane helped me to be calm in future (without the valium).
if you've got the free time to do it then hitchhiking/ride sharing your way there and staying in hostels along the way could be quite a fun trip...
otherwise I'd look into getting a ferry or train or something
2 x 5mg Diazepam and you will not care you are on a plane!

Go by bicycle and make an adventure of it![]()
I think the effects of Valium/diazepam are pretty highly exaggerated. For me it just removed anxiety and made me feel a bit sleepy. I think you'd probably have to take a pretty high dose to be "off your face".
Cycling through Northern france, Belgium, Holland and Germany. I couldn't think of a much more boring place to cycle.
I guess at least it would be pretty flat.
