I need help on Barbecue etiquette

SPG · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:04

Short version...

Invited to barbecue, fit hostess might have fit desperate mates, but i do not know anyone else there.

Conundrum what to take food, wine beer or nothing ?

p.s

No pooping in the letterbox, through the letterbox on barbecue/Shed or anywhere else.

Tomsk · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:06

Condoms

Ayahuasca · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:06

A personality usually helps

Marky · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:07

Why don't you just ask the host what they'd like you to bring? :confused:

sharpygsxr · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:09

Tomsk said:
Condoms

Not gonna go well on the barbecue those.

Id probably bring some drink along, your invited to a bbq I'd expect the hostess has food.

Also go in a thong I'd assume fit hostess will insist on scantily clad guests, and pics are required of the party :cool:

Bluecube · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:09

I'd take a few beers and a bottle of wine. Food is up to the host to provide in my experience.

Mr Badger · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:19

Iceland King Prawn Ring FTW. Those BBQ babes will be fighting each other to get to your pink, prawny goodness.

SPG · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:22

Mankini of course, the ladies love a bald beardy man in a mankini so the dress code is sorted.

As my grandpappy said to me... beer and wine you will be fine.. Going on the bike so no much drinking for me.

doofer · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:25

Take some giant sausages and then all the girls will instantly know you as the guy with the big sausage. Ladies love a big sausage it brings out the wurst in them.

Hedge · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:30

It's important you turn up wearing an apron with giant plastic breasts on it.

sanaxe1 · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:38

doofer said:
Take some giant sausages and then all the girls will instantly know you as the guy with the big sausage. Ladies love a big sausage it brings out the wurst in them.

They might think he's over compensating. Best to take a pack of cocktail sausages as well to even it out.

Brizzles · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:39

Take nothing, then moan about how no-one caters for Vegans.

Efour · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:39

Don't go. Thank me later.

Werewolf · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:41

doofer said:
Take some giant sausages and then all the girls will instantly know you as the guy with the big sausage. Ladies love a big sausage it brings out the wurst in them.

Just make sure you don't drop them on the Lorne, also if they're posh you don't have much toulouse if you can sound like you went to a university in Oxford.

doodah · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:42

Bottle of Don Julio tequila and good quality meat :cool:

McGray · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:43

Life, how do I do it?

Werewolf · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:47

doodah said:
Bottle of Don Julio tequila and good quality meat

A bottle of Tequila would definitely be appropriate if it was a Don BBQ, although Rum would also do.

Brizzles · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:49

Werewolf said:
Just make sure you don't drop them on the Lorne,

Ban !

SPG · 23 Jul 2016 at 13:56

McGray said:
Life, how do I do it?

Ooo does someone need a hug ?

Its a bit of fun, i know full well a mankini with a nice apron is the atire and to take some fine sausages, a bottle of tequilla some wine and a few beers and all should be fine.

Cosimo · 23 Jul 2016 at 14:00

Just take a bottle of wine. You could also bring six big ones to impress the hostess.