I need help on Barbecue etiquette

I find having Gordon Ramsey on speed dial invaluable, and generally blows any BBQ kings out of the water during a hostile takeover of the grill.

this is a serious post, I kid you not.
 
I don't understand why everyone is saying not to take foods.

Here's a life lesson my friend, everyone loves the guy that turns up with better versions of the cheap crap the host bought.

Bring chillin sausages and venison burgers and when the BBQ goes on make a point of tellin the host how their poor life choices affect eveyones happyness and you'll fix it with your finer choices.

You can thank me later!
 
Brutal first and second repsonses. :D:D

Some quality meat and some good wine?

doofer said:
Take some giant sausages and then all the girls will instantly know you as the guy with the big sausage. Ladies love a big sausage it brings out the wurst in them.
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:D - "Would you like a bang?...er"
 
Hire a decent supercar to turn up in, expensive bottle of something difficult to pronounce for the host and stand there in your tux acting like you're Bruce Wayne.

Or, you could stop getting anxious about a BBQ, take a token drink and enjoy the social occasion unlike the stay indoors pc geek you are.
 
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