Can't remember what it was called; Google tells me it's Bursitis.
My gf slept on my shoulder all night, awoke in the morning being unable to move my right arm without screaming in agony.
A er..........'larger' lady was she?
I have had 2 bouts of stones. The first time i had no idea what the hell was going on. They liken the pain to the male equivalent of child birth.
Anyway, i'm lying on my bed one minute, then next i am on all fours crawling around in agony. My work mates came and got me and took me to the Med Centre where i got a sh!t load of painkillers and off to A&E, where i got the diagnosis.
After X-Rays, they told me the stone was too big to pass so i would have to have this sonic type treatment which breaks down the stone, which you can then pass, unfortunately they couldn't do it that day.
Over the next few days, i could literally feel the stone passing down my 'pipework'. A short time later i was on my hands and knees crawling to the toilets (i lived in a communal type block at the time) and pulled myself up in front of the urinal.
After much groaning, gasping, then screaming, i felt this solid lump pass under the base of my d!ck (looked like something alien inside of me). After a final scream this boulder shot into the urinal followed by a jet of blood and the stone made noises like a roulette wheel as it spun around and around in the urinal.
I always make sure i am always hydrated now.
The worst story i have is i had to have a vasectomy - twice
