New London Cafe proposed with rather 'adult' extras

dowie · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:29

No longer will lonely males of London who've found themselves without plans on a Friday night have to look forward to a solitary 'pot noodle and a ****' at home, instead a proposed cafe is apparently going to be offering coffee and fellatio!

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/london-to-get-coffee-and-fellatio-cafe-a7170266.html

You may remember reports on the plans to open the first Fellatio Café in Geneva circulating earlier in the year, and this has now been locked in for a 5 December, 2016 launch.

Following this, founder Bradley Charvet told The Independent that he intends to open a second coffee shop in Paddington, London.

The Baroque-themed, 150m² café will serve coffee and a few pastries, with customers being given an iPad on which to choose an escort from a list of thumbnails to perform oral sex on them. £50 will be the base charge (billed as 'the most expensive coffee in the UK') with £10 added for every extra 15 minutes.

The legality of this is somewhat of a grey area, with prostitution itself being legal in Great Britain but the running of a brothel a crime. Charvet, however, insists "everything related to [the Fellatio Café] is legal" and his "lawyer is currently setting everything up".

Seems like a bit of a grey area though... he's blatantly going to be raided.

Tummy · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:33

I assume the police will just harass them, not to mention the media cluster ****.

Clipsey · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:33

50 notes? Sounds like a bargain.... a cup of coffee nowadays in London is what a tenner?

yer_averagejoe · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:36

Kuros · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:38

Can see a whole manner of problems here..

Although, ultimately, it can't be worse than the dealing this on the street.
I guess harm reduction and all that?

Xordium · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:40

Seems quite a low price I am not so sure the girls are going to look quite like that picture.

Cosimo · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:41

I guess that menu will have items such as a "Triple Espresso"...

NexusK · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:42

2 sugars and milk me please.

RobDogDog · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:43

Bit of cream in my coffee.

datalol-jack · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:43

'That really hit the spot' will take on a whole new meaning if these take off. Blatantly imported from Japan.

Schlong&Stable · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:44

RobTheMonk said:
Bit of cream in my coffee.

In your coffee or with?

Lord-Jaffa · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:44

Nice.

Narj · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:58

I presume they'll have to bag you up first so it seems a bit pointless.

dowie · 5 Aug 2016 at 16:59

datalol-jack said:
'That really hit the spot' will take on a whole new meaning if these take off. Blatantly imported from Japan.

or

'this place sucks'

I understand the idea was taken from Thailand actually.

datalol-jack · 5 Aug 2016 at 17:01

dowie said:
or

'this place sucks'

I understand the idea was taken from Thailand actually.

'Handpresso on the house, sir.'

Ah, could've been: Pink bars are big in Asia, yes. The owner must've gone on that sort of holiday there.

Narj said:
I presume they'll have to bag you up first so it seems a bit pointless.

A demanding customer already, eh. :eek:

Terrier_Jimlad · 5 Aug 2016 at 17:15

Next OCUK meeting place?

Xordium · 5 Aug 2016 at 17:19

Terrier_Jimlad said:
Next OCUK meeting place?

Maybe hurfdurf can get us a discount?

datalol-jack · 5 Aug 2016 at 17:21

Xordium said:
Maybe hurfdurf can get us a discount?

A staff discount, you mean?

Nevakonaza · 5 Aug 2016 at 17:21

Cant see this going "ahead" myself,

I wouldn't pay anyone for anything sex related though,Maybe im different from other men who knows.

Xordium · 5 Aug 2016 at 17:24

datalol-jack said:
A staff discount, you mean?

I so wanted to say that but well the spirit of being nice and all at the moment.