I never used to be but karma taught me a lesson, true story.........
It was 1996 I had past my driving test in the August of that year and was doing 3 jobs at once. Fruit market at 3am till 10am 6 days a week and 1pm till 6pm 5 days a week, in the kwik save fruit and veg.
I also worked on my only day off Sunday, cleaning buses.
Note I have said the above to try to explain why I was so salty and didn't give a **** then.
Anyway I was working in the kwik save on the fruit and veg counter and a customer handed me a purse she had found in a basket, this was December the week before xmas.
I went in the back as the manager was on his break and I checked it, it had £220 in.
I thought all my Christmases came at once, I socked it immediately with a big smile on my face. This was around 2pm in the after noon and I didn't finnish until 6pm.
So about 2 hours later someone came into the shop and asked if they had found a purse, I was like errrr? "Nope"
I checked the purse when I got home it was from someone poor, they had a brighthouse card or what ever they where called then and some other, am on my arse card.
I felt bad but I was bitter working nearly every hour of the week for pittance.
Christmas came and went, my missus was in work on the 27th, so taking her to work at 8am on the 27th and karma bit my sorry arse.
Crashed into articulated lorry in a mini metro, he did pull out in front of me ( it was a Carlin beer lorry)
The bumper of the lorry stopped at my dashboard, the car was cut in two pieces it was smashed to bits.
I nearly broke my thumbs and had a few cuts from the glass smashing around me, the missus was fine just a bump on the head.
Car was wrote off totally, that is KARMA baby.
Since that day I have been as honest as a days long, to a point!
It was 1996 I had past my driving test in the August of that year and was doing 3 jobs at once. Fruit market at 3am till 10am 6 days a week and 1pm till 6pm 5 days a week, in the kwik save fruit and veg.
I also worked on my only day off Sunday, cleaning buses.
Note I have said the above to try to explain why I was so salty and didn't give a **** then.
Anyway I was working in the kwik save on the fruit and veg counter and a customer handed me a purse she had found in a basket, this was December the week before xmas.
I went in the back as the manager was on his break and I checked it, it had £220 in.
I thought all my Christmases came at once, I socked it immediately with a big smile on my face. This was around 2pm in the after noon and I didn't finnish until 6pm.
So about 2 hours later someone came into the shop and asked if they had found a purse, I was like errrr? "Nope"
I checked the purse when I got home it was from someone poor, they had a brighthouse card or what ever they where called then and some other, am on my arse card.
I felt bad but I was bitter working nearly every hour of the week for pittance.
Christmas came and went, my missus was in work on the 27th, so taking her to work at 8am on the 27th and karma bit my sorry arse.
Crashed into articulated lorry in a mini metro, he did pull out in front of me ( it was a Carlin beer lorry)
The bumper of the lorry stopped at my dashboard, the car was cut in two pieces it was smashed to bits.I nearly broke my thumbs and had a few cuts from the glass smashing around me, the missus was fine just a bump on the head.
Car was wrote off totally, that is KARMA baby.
Since that day I have been as honest as a days long, to a point!
(he said he'd put it to charity at least!). 
