Get a cheap mobile, text yourself some flirty message and make sure you leave the phone out so she can see. After a bit of a bust up, she'all be riding you like Red Rum for the next month.
Allegedly.
It's YOU!

Get a cheap mobile, text yourself some flirty message and make sure you leave the phone out so she can see. After a bit of a bust up, she'all be riding you like Red Rum for the next month.
Allegedly.
Power stance in the bathroom.
I'm serious. Google 'power stance ted talk', or search for it in the TED website.
It's YOU!![]()
Just relax in the knowledge that you will be posting on here again in a few years as a single man.
Breathing.