Best way to calm nerves?

[Squark]

Valium?

 

[Malevolence]

Heroin.

 

[itchy]

Rohypnol.
Methadone.
Nicotine.
Alcohol.
Heroin.
Opium.
Cannabis.
Suicide. aka death!

The last one is a little extreme but it would work 100%.

 

[Efour]

Valium?

this

 

[Bradmax57]

Evening all,

For some unknown reason I thought it would be a great idea to get married

The wedding is on Saturady and I'm starting to brick it

Any one got any suggestions on the best way to calm myself without the use of alcoholic beverages!

Walk in the park buddy the only part I was slightly nervous about was doing my speech other than that it just flew past, all the best!

 

[MooMoo444]

Nope, I'm storing it all up for her

I'm sure she'll love it when you explode after just the tip due to no action

 

[Skilid]

Alcohol or weed.

 

[benjii]

Intense physical exercise.

This. When I was at Uni my exams use to be next to my gym. I used to nip in and do a few sets before my exam, it was very effective at calming nerves.

 

[ElliorR]

fap

Saw the thread title and thought ******* has to be the first answer and i wasnt disappointed.

 

[Calabi]

Nerves mean your excited. Just remember that.

 

[Dis86]

Talk crap on here! I'm sure that'll keep your mind off your impending incarceration.

 

[Akagi]

Talk crap on here! I'm sure that'll keep your mind off your impending incarceration.

Thats how I calm my nerves...

As you can probably tell, I'm anxious and stressed a-lot...

 

[Ayahuasca]

Get out now before the follow up post 10 years later where she's ran off with Chadski from finance.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Bridesmaid Bukkake.

 

[twist3d0n3]

Bridesmaid Bukkake.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

fap

I concur.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Mario on his vinegars... Now I have seen it all.

 

[mrk]

Evening all,

For some unknown reason I thought it would be a great idea to get married

The wedding is on Saturady and I'm starting to brick it

Any one got any suggestions on the best way to calm myself without the use of alcoholic beverages!

Rumbled!

 

[Gustov]

Propranolol

This. I take it every day. if you just take it for separate events, it will get rid of all physical anxiety symptoms. (not mental)

Take 60mg and 30 mins before the nerve-wrecking events start. It should last around 4-6 hours.

If you want to take a natural supplement, look up l-theanine - take around 400-600mg

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Get a cheap mobile, text yourself some flirty message and make sure you leave the phone out so she can see. After a bit of a bust up, she'all be riding you like Red Rum for the next month.

Allegedly.