Most infuriating advertising slogan or tag line

[rubberduck]

"I'm no racing driver but I know how to deliver a hard drive."

Every time I see this it makes me furious. Anyone else find that certain slogans just rub them up the wrong way?

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

This is going back 25 years odd, but I'll never forget the Push Pop ad campaign.

"Don't push me, push a Push Pop!"

Always got my goat.

On the opposite end of the scale though, I loved the Tango ads. "You've been Tango'd" /slaps face. And "You know when you've been Tango'd"

 

[uber soldat]

Not a slogan but i bloody hate the whole series of builder/weird twerking tranny guy(s) insurance ads, i have to change channel if they come on

 

[Mynight]

Not a slogan but i bloody hate the whole series of builder/weird twerking tranny guy(s) insurance ads, i have to change channel if they come on

Why lol they're great ads.

Or is it jealousy over their moves?

 

[Feek]

Do the shake 'n' vac and put the freshness back.

 

[godinman]

'I'm lovin' it'. **** off, it's ****.

 

[BDEE]

The push pop song used to really nark me off too.

"Push a push pop, push a push flavour, push a push pop, save some for later!"

Very annoying.

 

[FloppyPoppy]

... go compare jus'sayin

 

[G-MAN2004]

Another one drives a Duster.

If I were a billionaire, I'd buy every share in Dacia and then shut the company down.

 

[Explosivo]

I cannot effin stand this ad on here they way they have all the kids go "Meee" It's just to cheesy.
http://happyhourproductions.co.uk/n...elp-sunlife-launch-new-family-life-insurance/

 

[joey1211]

"I said you buy one, you get one free"

Safestyle

 

[Josh]

"Once you pop, you just can't stop"

 

[Coolasmoo]

Sofa King - "Our prices are Sofa King low!"

 

[Malevolence]

Deleted due to being beaten like the proverbial ginger stepchild.

 

[wakadoo]

hi, i'm barry scott..... .

so ** fully star sweary next time **. what

kill him with fire..

 

[Kosmiche]

have a break have diabetes

 

[Nitefly]

Best and worst....

We buy any car!!!!

 

[Malevolence]

Making the city work together.

 

[h4rm0ny]

Anything that degrades the English language:

"I'm lovin' it.". Not ungrammatical and has a valid meaning, but just say "I love it".

"Got milk?" No. "Have milk?" Yes.

 

[pooley]

Not a slogan but i bloody hate the whole series of builder/weird twerking tranny guy(s) insurance ads, i have to change channel if they come on

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no wonder i don't watch live tv