Most infuriating advertising slogan or tag line

Reisen, the chocolate chew. :D

Same company: "There's so much fun in Toffifee"

Fun? I'd expect fun in a Kinder egg, hiding a nut in a chocolate/toffee/whatever is not my idea of fun! Sell me the flavours, the concept, why I should want hazlenut filling in a caramel cup with a hazlenut solid and a chocolate button on the top. It looks like it's targeted at the older generation who's grandkids complain about getting Werthers Originals for Christmas again so here's a new (1970's) exciting "fun" product which probably won't go down well because the sort of families who associate fun with this type of confectionery probably have nut allergies.
 
Not a slogan, but those money supermarket adverts make me feel like being sick. I can't change the channel quick enough.

The Halifax 'Extra, extra' adverts used to really get my back up as well.
 
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Washing machines live longer with Calgon...n.

Annoying as it is, that advert was designed to do one thing, get stuck in your head.
Which it has obviously done.
Some adverts are just designed to be annoying and catchy and easily memorable.

The dancing blokes I agree are cringy, I haven't seen the latest one that someone above has screenshotted though, that looks like amplified creepiness.

The Go compare advertisers seem to be extremely confused as well.
They went from
Annoying Go Compaaaaaaaaaaaaaare
to injuring the guy in anyway possible
to him now being some sort of hero

arghhh, just decide what you are doing, preferably getting rid of him.


And another rant, who decided we wanted meerkat toys or even worse brian toys. I don't want your s*** toys!
 
Local fastfit clutch centre. The song is still in my head.

Auto Europe, your fast fit clutch and gearbox centre, ring Crawley 8626$$ now. Your driving along, you know there's something wrong, you clutch goes clang and your gears go bang, ring Crawley 8626$$ now.
There was another verse too.

Local radio adverts are the worse sort.
 
I recall a few years back a well known PC component supplier had the tag line "Only the best performance hardware"

Problem was they sold the GeForce FX range :p
 
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