Kids these days

This is not as bad obviously, but it reminds me of that thread on here (I think) where someone watched a kid walk down the road keying all the motors. At least no lasting damage was done here, other than the OP losing his chances of ever getting a valeting job.
 
So a damage-free prank?
Just laugh, be happy it wasn't more serious and let kids be kids...

The 'worst' one I ever had was coming back to the bike and finding a bra strung up between the wing mirrors... I was more disappointed I didn't get to see the donor supplying said article, as it looked like she was stacked.
I merely laughed, went on my way... and made sure to stop somewhere I could pass the prank on to someone else's vehicle!! :D
 
I wouldn't even clean it. Next week when they egg you, you are more than half way till delicious pancakes.
 
Any suspects?

Usually stuff like this is because someone has beef with you.

Just be thankful they didnt give you a water-flour-tuna mix and poured that down your windscreen where it will dry up, rot and stick when your car heats up!

An old room mate of mine once got into an argument with the neighbour about him blocking our drive with the bins every collection day. At the time we were experiencing a cold spell in winter, my mate took a bucket of water and left it outside. It was a big enough bucket that it wouldn't freeze solid except maybe just the top of the water. He then went out every 15 minutes to slowly pour water on the neighbour's car doors and windscreen. The below 0 temp metal and glass caused the layers of Ice to build quickly and by morning, the car was a work of art!.
 
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Avenged7Fold said:
An old room mate of mine once got into an argument with the neighbour about him blocking our drive with the bins every collection day. At the time we were experiencing a cold spell in winter, my mate took a bucket of water and left it outside. It was a big enough bucket that it wouldn't freeze solid except maybe just the top of the water. He then went out every 15 minutes to slowly pour water on the neighbour's car doors and windscreen. The below 0 temp metal and glass caused the layers of Ice to build quickly and by morning, the car was a work of art!.
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What a ****.
 
Avenged7Fold said:
Any suspects?

Usually stuff like this is because someone has beef with you.

Just be thankful they didnt give you a water-flour-tuna mix and poured that down your windscreen where it will dry up, rot and stick when your car heats up!
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Well i chased a boy down the road and rugby tackle him and went through a wooden fence as sprayed me with silly string, so guessing it was him.

Tone1979 said:
Kids these days?

I am surprised it wasn't torched as that's more what I'd expect these days...
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Not really like that round here, maybe a couple of years ago.

elrasho said:
This could well turn into one of the best Photoshop threads.....
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Try your best.

Bonjour said:
No eggs?
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Nope.

Bonjour said:
The passenger looks like they know more than they're letting on..
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Nope he was inside the house when it happend.
 
Oggie said:
Why would anyone buy a Ford Focus?
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Cheap to run, does around 45 mpg for a 1.8 TDCI, cheap to insure as only had my licence for 4 years.

Pawnless Endgame said:
1989 in your user name? You're still a kid to me.
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Depends on how old you are.

this_is_gav said:
I think your first mistake was using the fuel pump as a jet wash.
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Needed diesel.

Diddums said:
You're missing a center cap. You deserve this.
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I smashed it when getting a new tyre fitted last month.
 
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