A good surprise to GF?

Efour · 4 Oct 2016 at 14:59

Arranged marriage on the cards?

doodah · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:01

A GTX 1070?

Mynight · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:03

Introduce to your mistress?

DaleTheWhale · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:10

Rhyl hasn't been mentioned?!

Drizmod · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:17

Open the door wearing a mankini

Akagi · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:19

Sex change.

ov_sjo · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:21

J.T · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:36

Give her the Shocker!

Akagi · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:39

J.T said:
Give her the Shocker!

Reference game strong.

Or the spocker.

Junglist · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:43

Rossi~ said:
Take her to 'spoons for the evening, buy her a kebab on the way back before proceeding to wreck havoc upon her pasty.

OldCoals said:
Don't meet up with her.

anticonscience said:
Stick it up her oxo tower midway through.

She'll love that.

Any of these 3 are pretty sound advice IMO. My personal favourite is surprise her with a false proposal. My masterpiece was getting down on one knee under the Arc De Triomphe and opening a Tiffany's ring box to reveal a Haribo ring. God know's how I still have a partner.

Girls love a false proposal.

UTmaniac · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:44

Acme said:
Sex change.

Beat me to it, good job I did a quick scan of replies before suggesting.

kaiowas · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:49

Plan a surprise visit to her place.

deuse · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:50

Dirty Bingo?

Akagi · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:54

JunglistE said:
Any of these 3 are pretty sound advice IMO. My personal favourite is surprise her with a false proposal. My masterpiece was getting down on one knee under the Arc De Triomphe and opening a Tiffany's ring box to reveal a Haribo ring. God know's how I still have a partner.

Girls love a false proposal.

Dick in a box gift?

Mynight · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:57

Acme said:
Dick in a box gift?

He said surprise not disappointment

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Junglist · 4 Oct 2016 at 15:59

Disappointment, shame and tears. Probably in that order too!

Steeps · 4 Oct 2016 at 16:00

Acme said:
Dick in a box gift?

That might be "her" surprise to him! :eek:

fretted · 4 Oct 2016 at 16:00

Tell her you have shared her nude pics on the internet. And just in case she does not believe you, you should post her pic now so you can refer her to this thread.

Akagi · 4 Oct 2016 at 16:01

Mynight said:
He said surprise not disappointment .

How about penis enlargement surgery, combined with pfizers finest, in a box?

Junglist · 4 Oct 2016 at 16:02

Ooh, how about get another lover. Can't get more surprising than that.

"My love, i thought I'd dabble in the polygamy lifestyle"