where to buy chocolate / confectionary with funny/inappropriate name

MassiveJim · 23 Nov 2016 at 13:57

I have landed my boss in Secret Santa at work and decided I want to buy some rudely/inappropriately named snack.
Don't really want willy shaped chocolate, more looking for something with a funny name.
not having much joy on google.
if it matters the amount we set is £5 per person

Hit me OCUK

Psypher5 · 23 Nov 2016 at 14:01

Got a scribbler (card shop) near you? Their online site only does cards i think, but their shops do all sorts of tat (most of it very inappropriate!)

(Seems to be in london / south generally)

antijoke · 23 Nov 2016 at 14:02

This has Daily Mail article written all over it.

I can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue as the OP asks a fine local chocolatier to write some offensive words on their finest chocolate bar only to be told it's against their religious belief.

Steeps · 23 Nov 2016 at 14:07

Get a personalised Thorntons bar, write whatever message you want on it.

£5 job done.

http://www.thorntons.co.uk/personal...-gifts#sz=12&start=13&cgid=personalised-gifts

Brizzles · 23 Nov 2016 at 14:10

Make your own

Greebo · 23 Nov 2016 at 14:15

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamis...-product-names?utm_term=.sx1w9enmy#.wqaRLz0lm

Armageus · 23 Nov 2016 at 14:23

https://www.firebox.com/Edible-Anus/p6969

f3rr3t · 23 Nov 2016 at 14:30

Here you go:

https://wtfudgeuk.co.uk/

Postage will put you over a fiver though.

MookJong · 23 Nov 2016 at 14:35

I remember buying a Plop bar when I was in Norway, not even very funny and probably cost like 4 quid back in 2002

MassiveJim · 24 Nov 2016 at 13:55

Steeps said:
Get a personalised Thorntons bar, write whatever message you want on it.

£5 job done.

http://www.thorntons.co.uk/personal...-gifts#sz=12&start=13&cgid=personalised-gifts

not as funny to be honest

anticonscience said:
This has Daily Mail article written all over it.

I can only imagine the hilarity that would ensue as the OP asks a fine local chocolatier to write some offensive words on their finest chocolate bar only to be told it's against their religious belief.

I am open to other suggestions, I suppose it doesn't HAVE to be confectionary.
was toying with the idea of getting on of those mugs with "I'm a ****" written on the bottom.