and yet you say you drink 20+ units a day - doesn't that strike you as odd??
Nope as I never used to drink so have not smashed it to death from a young age. Alcohol is for old people and drugs are for young people.

2 bottles of wine and 20 Budweisers, cheers and **** all you sober monkeys, I listen to The Doors
If it was 2 bottles of white wine I would be wrighting my will and planning my funeral now.

Death will be a tap on the shoulder to what you getting tomorrow son.
