In This Thread we are dads and husbands

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*builds overpriced audiophile-grade stereo system that never gets listened to*
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*dreads going to work*

*dreads coming home from work*
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*pretends to poop so can drink whisky and read the internet in the bathroom without being disturbed by the damn wife and awful kids*
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*wishes wife was a size 10 like she was 12 years ago*

*drops kebab onto beer cans, knocking them all over the PS4*
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*keeps saying he'll fix that stuck door, spends weekends getting drunk instead*
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*stares just a little too long at Kelly, the early 20's checkout girl at Tesco, making her visibly uncomfortable*

*regrets nothing*
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Without Googling what does ITT mean?

Yeah I know it would have been quicker than to type this out but I may just have made the thread interesting.
 
Marky said:
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Think he wants a thread where "dads and husbands" can discuss their lives :p
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I'll play


[FnG]magnolia;30289151 said:
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*builds overpriced audiophile-grade stereo system that never gets listened to*

No, got rid of mine decades ago, DAP player & Fidue A83s for me.
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*dreads going to work*

Don't mind

*dreads coming home from work*

Love going home to a superb wife
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*pretends to poop so can drink whisky and read the internet in the bathroom without being disturbed by the damn wife and awful kids*

I'm a very quick pooper, I think the last time I read on teh toilet was in the 60s sometime.
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*wishes wife was a size 10 like she was 12 years ago*

She's still the same size but her boobs got bigger

*drops kebab onto beer cans, knocking them all over the PS4*

Don't eat kebabs, don't really drink much beer, haven't got a games machine
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*keeps saying he'll fix that stuck door, spends weekends getting drunk instead*

I do keep saying I'll fix the door but I only have one bottle of Dog once a week (on average).
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*stares just a little too long at Kelly, the early 20's checkout girl at Tesco, making her visibly uncomfortable*

20 is way too young, MILFs & GILFs for me

*regrets nothing*

I regret a lot
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So OP never does work around the house, hides in the loo for hours on end when the kids come home from school, sits watching TV whilst eating pizza dreaming about having a sexy wife again, not that fat lump who takes up most of the bed with breasts large enough to suffocate him during bi monthly sex.

Ain't life sweet. :p
 
[FnG]magnolia;30289151 said:
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*builds overpriced audiophile-grade stereo system that never gets listened to*
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Builds 4-Way SLI watercooled monster rig. Children play minecraft on it.
 
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