Name 5 things you can touch from where you are sitting right now

FurryLemon · 11 Dec 2016 at 01:43

Ipad
rmbp
iphone
Apple watch
penis pump

robfosters · 11 Dec 2016 at 01:47

Xbox control pad
Steadtler HB pencil
Sky HD remote
Bottle of Paco Rabanne Ultraviolet
Hans Solo figurine

Explosivo · 11 Dec 2016 at 02:15

Tv Remote
Totaly legit tv box Remote
My Neice's Rangers Teddy Bear
A cusion

And God, Because he's Everywhere :eek:

fatiain · 11 Dec 2016 at 05:02

A set of rigid handcuffs.
A Garret metal detector.
Some Velcro leg restraints (2 sets).
My e-cig.
A pair of search tongs.

Participant · 11 Dec 2016 at 05:06

Your mum's chins

Voicon · 11 Dec 2016 at 07:36

Xbox controller
OJ
TV remotes
Tissues
Chocolate covered raisins

Efour · 11 Dec 2016 at 07:58

Pritt stick
Proviva strawberry juice
Table
Salt
Boiled egg.

Breakfast of champions

shifty_uk · 11 Dec 2016 at 08:04

Wallet
Coffee
Rucksack
Passport
GF

Airport

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2016 at 08:04

Mug
Tablet
Phone
Croissant
TV Remote

Destination · 11 Dec 2016 at 08:27

Selection of unused external hard drives
Superglue
Letter from HMRC stating how much they want
LEGO LOTR Corsair ship
Cup of coffee

CREATIVE!11 · 11 Dec 2016 at 08:27

Your mom

She says she has left dinner in the oven for you.

[TW]Sponge · 11 Dec 2016 at 09:59

Vape
Other vape
Cup of tea
Insulin pen
Trophy

Edrof · 11 Dec 2016 at 10:47

Name 5 things you can touch from where you are sitting right now

I love the way everyone's just dived in here and nobody's asked why.

EGuitarStar · 11 Dec 2016 at 11:03

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes. Knees and toes.

Guitar Amp
Lamp
Girlfriend
Laptop
Dry tickly cough syrup

Scuzi · 11 Dec 2016 at 11:27

Toilet paper
Sink
Toilet brush
Cup of coffee
Towel

Mrs Seabiscuit · 11 Dec 2016 at 13:50

monitor
beer
mouse
phone
headphones

Destination · 11 Dec 2016 at 14:17

Edrof said:
I love the way everyone's just dived in here and nobody's asked why.

I love the way the answers are all realistic, or involve their shaft and the OPs mum.
Everyone knows they already have their hand on their shaft, the question was what else can you touch...

d_brennen · 11 Dec 2016 at 14:20

Phone
Lampost
Bus stop
Paving stone
Myself (there's no one about)

Hades · 11 Dec 2016 at 14:25

fatiain said:
A set of rigid handcuffs.
A Garret metal detector.
Some Velcro leg restraints (2 sets).
My e-cig.
A pair of search tongs.

Kinky!

Flubble · 11 Dec 2016 at 14:28

keyboard
mouse
headphones
a never been used pine closed louvre door from wickes still in original shrink wrapping bought in 1996
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