The Christmas Office Fuddle

IvanDobskey · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:34

Acme said:
What the hell is an "edgelord"?

e; Oh its an edgy word to describe someone who is edgy... Excellent.

Wasn't just me that had never heard of an edgelord then

Skidder · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:35

What's going on here? All sounds a bit northern and horrible.

Sliver · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:35

Acme said:
What the hell is an "edgelord"?

An edgelord is a ruler of men who permits rim jobs within his harem.

TrafficMaster · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:35

I like my wifes fuddle.

Josh · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:35

Nope edgelords was a new one on me also,

Thought it was a term for dry humping.

IvanDobskey · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:36

Sliver said:
An edgelord is a ruler of men who permits rim jobs within his harem.

nick.lidgett · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:37

JOSH86 said:
Nope edgelords was a new one on me also,

Thought it was a term for dry humping.

I genuinely love the term " Dry Humping ",

tom_e · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:42

Does anyone ever refer to sex as wet humping though? :confused:

Sliver · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:44

tom_e said:
Does anyone ever refer to sex as wet humping though?

Not me. I refer to sex as 'masturbation'. I'm A sexual.

Morrissey !

Josh · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:44

Doggers...

IvanDobskey · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:49

JOSH86 said:
Doggers...

Haven't heard that term for a while

Stan Collymore springs to mind...

IvanDobskey · 13 Dec 2016 at 13:56

I just looked up fuddle:

fuddle
Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time. (ie, the spoon)
That fuddle was great, now we can just go straight to sleep.

OP what are you getting up to in your office

nick.lidgett · 13 Dec 2016 at 14:02

IvanDobskey said:
OP what are you getting to in your office

Sounds more like a sausage party rather than a party sausage

Leprechaun312 · 13 Dec 2016 at 14:03

nick.lidgett said:
Sounds more like a sausage party rather than a party sausage

LOL

MooMoo444 · 13 Dec 2016 at 14:08

tom_e said:
Does anyone ever refer to sex as wet humping though?

The term comes from the phrase 'dry run', not because the act is dry

tom_e · 13 Dec 2016 at 14:13

MooMoo444 said:
The term comes from the phrase 'dry run', not because the act is dry

Hmmm I'd never considered that, everyday is a school day

Spuj · 13 Dec 2016 at 14:19

Well this thread has certainly taken an interesting turn!

nick.lidgett · 13 Dec 2016 at 14:22

Spuj said:
Well this thread has certainly taken an interesting turn!

Welcome to GD, mon petit spoon

Akagi · 13 Dec 2016 at 14:25

IvanDobskey said:
I just looked up fuddle:

fuddle
Any sexual position that involves cuddling and penetration at the same time. (ie, the spoon)
That fuddle was great, now we can just go straight to sleep.

OP what are you getting up to in your office

Little behind there.

Doogles · 13 Dec 2016 at 14:27

Beerbaron said:
I know the north is grim but making your staff bring their own food to the xmas party is just shocking

Comment of the year on OCUK goes too...