Poll: Post your (and colleague) xmas out of office message

[NickK]

Someone in a different part of the organisation: "I am out of the office on leave. I will be back in the office on Monday XX. For XXX queries, given we are in holiday period and contractor furlough period there isn't anyone suitable to delegate to. As such I can respond on my return"

 

[Sliver]

Fascinating. Please, please, tell me more.

 

[Dunks]

What OP? That's not even interesting or funny.

 

[Jono]

Funniest. Thing. I've. Ever. Read.

 

[topgun06]

Is this meant to be funny? I've must have lost my humour, anyone found it?

 

[Leprechaun312]

man you guys are savage

 

[.Lethal]

What?

 

[Diddums]

Is this the best you could do OP? You disgust me.

 

[Sliver]

This is what happens when you have an internet connection and you wake up early and hit the vodka.

 

[Punt]

 

[Ayahuasca]

"Peace and Love - Managing Dicktaker"

 

[doodah]

 

[cheesyboy]

#officebants getting a bit meta these days.

 

[antijoke]

This is what happens when the adults are finished for Christmas and leave the juniors to manage things.

 

[Lopéz]

"Humorous" out of office messages do not go down well at all where I work.

 

[Maccy]

"Humorous" out of office messages do not go down well at all where anyone works.

Fixed

 

[Roar87]

Yeah nothing hilarious springs to mind from my out of office emails so far.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Someone in a different part of the organisation: "I am out of the office on leave. I will be back in the office on Monday XX. For XXX queries, given we are in holiday period and contractor furlough period there isn't anyone suitable to delegate to. As such I can respond on my return"

I'm sure the other receptionist in your two bit company can cope over the enforced annual leave, meaning you might have a job to come back to.

 

[Cosimo]

"Many Happy Ones, Cya in 2017... "

I dare you.

 

[monkeyspank]

'I am currently out of the office'