Accidental Innuendos

CaptainComedy · 30 Dec 2016 at 21:36

My gf is hilarious for this.

I have a shaving cut on my face from this morning, which I just accidentally scratched and (as shaving cuts do) started to bleed heavily...

My gf turned to me in her Romanian accent and said matter of factly:

"Your Bloody face baby! my mum is going to think I'm on my period!!......."
"Baby...... The blood is on my face!!!????"
*Queue wtf face!*

Spook187 · 30 Dec 2016 at 21:38

russell664 · 30 Dec 2016 at 21:38

Ban.

Get her a stool

Brizzles · 30 Dec 2016 at 21:38

Not very apt posters name

mmj_uk · 30 Dec 2016 at 21:48

Isn't that just your girlfriend having a filthy mind?

Mynight · 30 Dec 2016 at 21:50

mmj_uk said:
Isn't that just your girlfriend having a filthy mind?

Maybe it's her mother with the filthy mind.

AmyS · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:01

That's just bizarre.

Swifty55 · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:03

I came, I saw and I left.

Scuzi · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:18

BABY

BABY

BABY

BABY

Martini1991 · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:19

OP wears GF like a hat.

twist3d0n3 · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:21

bsoltan · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:25

CaptainComedy · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:28

Scuzi said:
BABY

BABY

BABY

BABY

We don't say it like 80s, more like talking to a 2 year old.

Ahleckz · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:29

CaptainComedy said:
We don't say it like 80s, more like talking to a 2 year old.

... What?

AmyS · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:31

Curiouser and curiouser.

NoobCannon · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:32

Send her back!

CaptainComedy · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:45

Ahleckz said:
... What?

You know... Like when you are telling a child who doesn't understand you, how the world works...

"Baby! Stop headbutting the floor!"

Hades · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:49

CaptainComedy said:
You know... Like when you are telling a child who doesn't understand you, how the world works...

"Baby! Stop headbutting the floor!"

Over 13 years and two children I've never had to do that :confused:

OP's username needs correcting.

Pawnless Endgame · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:53

AmyS · 30 Dec 2016 at 22:53

CaptainComedy said:
You know... Like when you are telling a child who doesn't understand you, how the world works...

"Baby! Stop headbutting the floor!"

I've always just used their names...