Accidental Innuendos

Bonjour · 31 Dec 2016 at 03:27

harry5522 said:
So basically op made a thread so we know he has a gf??

Who sits on his face when she's on the blob?

CaptainComedy · 31 Dec 2016 at 05:32

Bonjour said:
Air stewardess won at innuendo on a British Airways flight my brother was on from New York to London.

They had asked for all the window shades to be raised for landing. The guy sitting next to my brother was having trouble raising the shade over his window. Stewardess comes over and with a completely straight face and well spoken English accent says "Would you like me to help you... get it up, sir?" complete with pause for comic effect.

Probably not the first time she's used the line, but very good nonetheless.

The Fast Show approves

Jono8 · 31 Dec 2016 at 12:01

That isn't even an innuendo OP.

VincentHanna · 31 Dec 2016 at 12:06

Jono8 said:
That isn't even an innuendo OP.

Was thinking the same...

nutcase · 31 Dec 2016 at 12:15

We were having a re-work of the office at work and we were asked if we wanted to put dibs on any of the old furniture.

I wanted first look at Vicky's drawers.

Greebo · 31 Dec 2016 at 12:20

Came into thread expecting an innuendo and thread doesn't deliver? Ban op tbh

Jono8 · 31 Dec 2016 at 12:38

nutcase_1uk said:
We were having a re-work of the office at work and we were asked if we wanted to put dibs on any of the old furniture.

I wanted first look at Vicky's drawers.

I often find myself rummaging through my colleague's drawers.

I don't find what i am looking for very often but they don't seem to mind.

wolfie138 · 31 Dec 2016 at 14:07

that's not an innuendo.

Kutter · 31 Dec 2016 at 15:02

Is she a vampire? We need pics of her in a bikini on the beach to prove she can go out in daylight.

Sliver · 31 Dec 2016 at 15:04

What am I doing here? Seems to me like smelling the poop again, eww.

CaptainComedy · 31 Dec 2016 at 15:30

VincentHanna said:
Was thinking the same...

She meant blood on the sheets

Mr^B · 31 Dec 2016 at 15:49

It's still not innuendo.

datalol-jack · 31 Dec 2016 at 15:50

Sliver said:
What am I doing here? Seems to me like smelling the poop again, eww.

Keep away from that letterbox, sir! Captain Feculent has struck again!

Mr^B · 31 Dec 2016 at 15:53

A woman once asked me for a sexual innuendo, so I gave her one.

datalol-jack · 31 Dec 2016 at 15:57

Mr^B said:
A woman once asked me for a sexual innuendo, so I gave her one.

This jerk is off.

CK61938 · 31 Dec 2016 at 16:28

Not sure what is going on here...So I'll just...

silversurfer · 31 Dec 2016 at 16:30

Mr^B · 1 Jan 2017 at 19:50

datalol-jack said:
This jerk is off.

Neither is that.

datalol-jack · 1 Jan 2017 at 19:58

Mr^B said:
Neither is that.

Nether will a low blow advance your career in the subtle art of pedantry.

weringo · 1 Jan 2017 at 20:02

Not an innuendo and why would her mum care if she is on her period?