Accidental Innuendos

CaptainComedy · 1 Jan 2017 at 21:15

weringo said:
Not an innuendo and why would her mum care if she is on her period?

an allusive or oblique remark or hint, typically a suggestive or disparaging one.

godinman · 1 Jan 2017 at 21:19

If I understand the OP correctly then it wasn't an allusive or oblique remark but a crude joke about you going down on her while she's on the blob.

Also, worst 'I've got a girlfriend' thread ever.

CaptainComedy · 1 Jan 2017 at 21:40

godinman said:
If I understand the OP correctly then it wasn't an allusive or oblique remark but a crude joke about you going down on her while she's on the blob.

Also, worst 'I've got a girlfriend' thread ever.

She didn't mean on the blob, she meant don't get sheets dirty, but the miscommunication made me assume the worst, hence the allusiveness

GinG · 1 Jan 2017 at 22:09

Worst you have an immigrant as a girlfriend post ever!

Mr^B · 2 Jan 2017 at 08:25

"She didn't mean on the blob"

- my mum is going to think I'm on my period!!

"On the blob" is a euphemism (not an innuendo) for being on one's period.

Miscommunication isn't innuendo either.

So the actual miscommunication is that your "gf" was talking about you bleeding onto the sheets and then her mum thinking that she was having her period? But you thought she was talking about going down on her?

That's the opposite of a euphemism, so a dysphemism, or maybe a cacophemism.

randal · 2 Jan 2017 at 08:34

OP you've ruined 2017 already. This is why we can't have nice things.

AndyCr15 · 2 Jan 2017 at 09:15

CaptainComedy said:
She didn't mean on the blob, she meant don't get sheets dirty, but the miscommunication made me assume the worst, hence the allusiveness

You both live with her mum and she washes your sheets?

Kamerad · 2 Jan 2017 at 10:08

AndyCr15 said:
You both live with her mum and she washes your sheets?

I bet their house is rented too.

godinman · 2 Jan 2017 at 10:34

I think the op needs a name change imo.

CaptainComedy · 2 Jan 2017 at 12:25

Mr^B said:
"She didn't mean on the blob"

- my mum is going to think I'm on my period!!

"On the blob" is a euphemism (not an innuendo) for being on one's period.

Miscommunication isn't innuendo either.

So the actual miscommunication is that your "gf" was talking about you bleeding onto the sheets and then her mum thinking that she was having her period? But you thought she was talking about going down on her?

That's the opposite of a euphemism, so a dysphemism, or maybe a cacophemism.

I see, many thanks for clearing that up

We are on holiday at her parents

Dirk Diggler · 2 Jan 2017 at 12:42

We are Scottish, so maybe you southern softies won't get it as the accent contributes to the faux Chav delivery:

Every time, and I mean every time we go on holiday... at some point my wife asks me to pass her luggage to her with the line.

"Can I have my holdall".

It's the little wink that completes it. :cool:

As for the OP, this little anecdote is a million times the innuendo you imagined on that day.