David Reed avoided prison after swindling £200,000 from his customers

Diddums · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:41

A TAX-DODGING rogue builder with no anus walked free from court partly over fears his medical condition would be exacerbated by prison.

Thought GD might like this

Happy friday you freaks!

Avenged7Fold · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:42

They should have ripped him a new one, then he is all good to go!

Arazi · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:43

He cannot poo through a letterbox i suspect.

Grandmaster Fap! · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:44

Bugger me what an arse!

tom_e · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:45

Surely that's probably quite a benefit for a straight man in prison.

edscdk · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:47

want pictures or it never happened.... wait.....

Avenged7Fold · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:48

Pictures... of his anal pouch?

No thank you, i will take OP word on it.

cheesyboy · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:49

> My builder has no anus

> How does he smell?

Orionaut · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:49

Are they suggesting that his "Medical Condition" might adversely affect his ability to interact socially with the other prisoners??

Beans on toast Dave · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:51

god dam it i thought that was about me, lol

Sliver · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:51

No bum fun for him.

cheesyboy · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:52

challengedavid said:
god dam it i thought that was about me, lol

Surprising how many anus-less builders there are around these days ^

cheesyboy · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:53

something, something.... tradesman's.... something, something

EGuitarStar · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:55

Reed has since paid back £200,000 to his victims

Fair enough.

If all the prison stories are true, they would have torn him a new one :eek:

Avenged7Fold · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:57

cheesyboy said:
Surprising how many anus-less builders there are around these days ^

Yet all still proudly display their bum cracks.

Beans on toast Dave · 6 Jan 2017 at 14:58

cheesyboy said:
Surprising how many anus-less builders there are around these days ^

same name, lol, but i do still have my anus, just checked

cheesyboy · 6 Jan 2017 at 15:06

A TAX-DODGING rogue builder with no anus

It's like the punchline of a Christmas cracker joke. I just can't figure out the setup...

mmj_uk · 6 Jan 2017 at 15:08

Why don't they get him to do community work as well? his son has got a harsher punishment for "lesser crimes".

cheesyboy · 6 Jan 2017 at 15:09

cheesyboy said:
It's like the punchline of a Christmas cracker joke. I just can't figure out the setup...

What's rich, shifty, drinks loads of tea and ***** all over your new conservatory?

It works, but doesn't seem very clever. Needs polish.

Avenged7Fold · 6 Jan 2017 at 15:10

cheesyboy said:
Needs polish.

If they victims had gone Polish, they wouldn't have gotten themselves into this mess!