Need fancy dress ideas - Theme is 'English Garden'

[Quartz]

How about going as a plank?

 

[topgun06]

Go as "Myself dressed normally in my garden". Can't be doing with fancy dress.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

I'm already offended that you are thinking of going as an English Garden stereotype.
I'm going to the Daily Mail.

 

[soundb0y]

I'm already offended that you are thinking of going as an English Garden stereotype.
I'm going to the Daily Mail.

Its that pesky cultural appropriation again!

 

[Caged]

Fake grass poncho

 

[Feek]

garden gnome?

I'm 6'2" tall !

Perfect!

 

[Pixel]

Go as Charlie Dimmock.

 

[NooBish AbbZ]

Garden Gnome, with an axe

 

[Hodders]

Thought it only fair to show you what I went as. Basically a large compost heap. Not visible are the several fake dog turds - great fun...

 

[Destination]

Thats superb, great fun, well done.

 

[Richdog]

Brilliant - only problem, I'm 6'2" tall !

A garden rake?

EDIT - Sorry I see you already went as compost... genius!

 

[Participant]

Behind the fun of the costume lay the dead eyes of a broken man.

 

[Kill_Phil]

Behind the fun of the costume lay the dead eyes of a broken man.

LOL!

 

[Efour]

The comp[ost heap kinda looks like Gabe Newell.

Gnomes would be good and easy to do. But im sure you wont be the only ones.

 

[Dis86]

You went as swamp thing?

 

[Hades]

Nice. But a missed opportunity for your partner to go as a lady garden.

 

[dirtychinchilla]

How about a compost bin?

Edit: balls, just seen I'm late to the party

 

[Dis86]

Nice. But a missed opportunity for your partner to go as a lady garden.

That's a different kind of country garden.