Own up, which one of you did it?

That's pretty grim tbh. I'd assume they can't deliver any post in there on health grounds so it would have to be destroyed now. Be pretty annoying if you had something important in there.
 
It shouldn't be too hard to send someone out with gloves and a few plastic bags to recover/return any tainted post, or is that just way too much common sense this day and age?
 
Human poo? So someone pinched a loaf and then carried it to the post box and mailed it. That's commitment right there.
 
At first it was assumed to be a nasty prank with dog mess, said Alderman Paul Bartlett. “But then it was discovered it was human poo. It makes one’s stomach turn,” he said.

Yes, because it wouldn't have been at all disgusting if it was dog poo lol.
 
robfosters said:
At first it was assumed to be a nasty prank with dog mess, said Alderman Paul Bartlett. “But then it was discovered it was human poo. It makes one’s stomach turn,” he said.

Yes, because it wouldn't have been at all disgusting if it was dog poo lol.
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Human is worse. Firstly, because it's more likely to contain nasty stuff that'll make you ill if you come into contact with it. Secondly, because it implies either that someone fished a turd out of their toilet and carried it all the way to the postbox, or that they curled it out in public, right next to the postbox. Either way is fairly stomach turning.

Edit: seriously, the word that rhyms with word is considered a swear?
 
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