Poll: What would you rather fight - 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?

Hilly · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:18

As title - with poll.

No weapons, no armour. What would you rather fight? 100 of the little buggers, or one big bugger? And why.

Dis86 · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:24

One horse sized duck. Cos tasty.

Feek · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:25

Boots, small horses, squash, kick, easy. No question.

Malt_Vinegar · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:25

100 duck sized horses. 100%

Size 10s win over twiglet legs

Hilly · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:26

For me, I just don't fancy taking on a huge duck, I think the beak would be too much.

jimferno · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:31

Any animal the size of a horse will be nigh on impossible for a man to take out with his bare hands.

Anything the size of a duck can be dispatched with a swift boot however.

rebel rebel · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:36

One horse sized duck, it'll be like taking on a slightly bigger ostrich but without the sharp feet.

Reginald · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:41

Definitely 100 duck sized horses. You could just jump on the lil buggers. Stiletto to the face, repeat x 100.

Then sell the meat to tesco. Profit

BaZ87 · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:45

jimferno said:
Any animal the size of a horse will be nigh on impossible for a man to take out with his bare hands.

Anything the size of a duck can be dispatched with a swift boot however.

Jump on its back and snap its neck.

da_mic_1530 · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:45

little duck horse things

G-MAN2004 · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:45

Horse sized duck. Distract it with a loaf.

Dis86 · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:47

jimferno said:
Any animal the size of a horse will be nigh on impossible for a man to take out with his bare hands.

Anything the size of a duck can be dispatched with a swift boot however.

You must be a southerner. We have a proud tradition of horse beating up here!

Glaucus · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:47

i could eat a horse, but duck is so much more tasty.

soundb0y · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:52

Go back to reddit!

Hilly · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:53

A flying duck the size of a horse... that would do some damage!!

jimferno · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:54

BaZ87 said:
Jump on its back and snap its neck.

I highly doubt you can snap the neck of any horse sized animal. You'd struggle snapping the neck of another adult man despite what Hollywood would have you think.

Dis86 said:
You must be a southerner. We have a proud tradition of horse beating up here!

I don't know about horse beating but up around here there was a spate of horse bothering.

soundb0y · 28 Feb 2017 at 18:58

Dis86 said:
You must be a southerner. We have a proud tradition of horse beating up here!

Is that similar to shooting up horse??

Mr Badger · 28 Feb 2017 at 19:02

Thread should be in Speaker's Corner.

sigma · 28 Feb 2017 at 19:16

Will the horse sized duck have a horse sized ****? Do ducks have ****s?

fez · 28 Feb 2017 at 19:19

100 tiny horses every time. A massive duck would be scary as ****. That beak could take a mans head clean off!