Poll: What would you rather fight - 100 duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?

[D3K]

Let Mr Murray help us out

Mr Murray seems to have misunderstood the options.

 

[Whitewater]

100 duck-sized horses, because tiny horses are unlikely to pose any real threat.

 

[Sasahara]

100 duck size horses. They would be very easy. You could just pick them up and tie them in bunches by their tails.

Once you have got them all, sell them for massive profit, as I'm pretty sure a duck size horse would be worth a fortune. Better than micro pigs.

 

[dcsarge]

'Hungry enough to eat a horse? Try our new leg buckets or spicey saddle bites.'

 

[Snookums]

I'd just feel bad stamping on 100 duck size horses.

I wouldn't feel bad killing some behemoth of a duck tho. They've only got little legs, swift breakage of the leg ands it literally a sitting duck.

Plus think of all the duck meat you'd have afterwards.

 

[Hades]

100 duck sized horses can't do much to you. They don't have beaks and they don't weigh much. So I'd have to go for the horse sized duck for a challenge.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Hilly, whatever you've been smoking, I want some of it

 

[Droolinggimp]

Got to be quackers to try it on with a horse size duck.

 

[Pookie Bear]

Definitely the 100 little horses. Having walked past two police horses yesterday, I absolutely do not want to fight a horse-sized duck - they're flipping massive - and one good peck in the head and it would be all over.

 

[Cleisthenes]

I'm so glad that this is being properly discussed.

I would fight the 100 little horses as I could probably run away from them that way.

 

[MooMoo444]

One horse sized duck, and my weapon of choice would be hovis.

 

[Devrij]

I'm so glad that this is being properly discussed.

I would fight the 100 little horses as I could probably run away from them that way.

But they are little horses, they are probably quite quick and could nip little chunks out of your legs. I fancy my chances of escaping the duck better. I don't think I could beat it in a fight though.

Meh, you can't compare a fictional piece of cinematic history with a real world situation.

You get my point though. Just because they are little, doesn't mean you can take on 100 of them. I've been bitten by a horse, and being bitten by 100 of them sounds like some kind of torture

 

[Spuj]

100 duck sized horses purely on the basis that it would be like the scene from the second Matrix film where Neo fights all the Agent Smiths.

 

[StoutMeister]

One horse sized duck. I would saddle him and then proceed to our local hunt. Oh the looks on their faces...

 

[MookJong]

I think ducks are just slightly too small to make this a difficult choice.

 

[TheMightyTen]

A horse sized duck because I am alpha and don't believe in stealing kills from girls and betas.

 

[Participant]

If both groups were intent on ending your existence, they could do so. Killing 100 duck-sized horses would be very exhausting, and if you run out of puff, you're horse food. Therefore I would choose the one that would end me the quickest, which would be the large duck.

 

[Judgeneo]

One horse sized duck, at least it could put up a fair fight...

Imagine being attacked by 100 duck sized horses, at first you'll have the rush of being surrounded and engulfed in a horse mob, and would be able to fight them off with no regards to morality, but consider closer to the end. You are tired, bruised, and surrounded by the strewn and bloody carcasses of 80 tiny horses that you killed with your bare hands, with 20 more of them preparing their next charge. It would be devastating.

Also, one big ol' duck would provide tasty meals for weeks

 

[wordy]

Doesn't bother me, I'd make easy work of either.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go outside & bench press my Ferrari.

 

[Hilly]

Hilly, whatever you've been smoking, I want some of it

You should see the NSFW ones I've also asked the other mods!!