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HAPPY FRIDAY :D
 
I need to share that Richard Osmond's twitter feed has been compromised, and they are now posting jihadi and webcam model tweets from his account.
Right in the middle of his world cup of biscuits contest.

Whoopsie!
 
The world has gone truly mad.

Remember that used to be a common phrase years and years ago, don't hear it much anymore, suprisingly.
 
I need to share that I once defecated in a bucket in the garage when plumbers were installing a new toilet.

HAPPY FRIDAY
 
Clum said:
I need to share that I once defecated in a bucket in the garage when plumbers were installing a new toilet.
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Back when I was a student there was an on-campus branch of Lloyds. After closing you still had to go inside for the cashpoint. Shutters were down to prevent you going around the bank. By the cashpoint was a small bin. I went in there once and hanging partly over the edge was a deposit that would definitely not be welcomed by the bank. The bin was no longer there after that night.
 
Me and my mate were out on the lash once, We needed to urinate between pubs, so stopped in a shop door way. It was one of those deep openings where you have windows each side and the shop door in the middle some 10 feet in.

We took a corner each and immediately realised that there were cracks in the door and we were able to aim into the shop, which happened to be a shoe shop, which happened to have standing shoe displays right next to the door on either side.

A target practice competition ensued and several shoes got a soaking.

I'd actually forgotten we'd even done this terrible deed, until I was passing the shop a few weeks later and it all came 'flooding' back. The shoe displays were gone, but at the base of them both was a distinct staining on the carpet.

Not sure if I feel proud or ashamed. Bit of both I think.
 
That's an innovative weapon for when you're attacked from in front and behind at the same time. Ingenious!
 
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