Perhaps you should take it to the pub.
just make sure your not drinking, someone might get a little concerned.
That front needle thing looks pretty dangerous.
I thought that too, so I had a look. Apparently it's (a) not all that hard and (b) a lot smaller than it looks on a close-up photo. It's used for feeding from flowers. A hummingbird is more dangerous to humans (and they're not at all dangerous).