Poll: This just isn't funny.

[something daft already!!]

Did you hear about the steam engine fan who was run over by a steam train? He was chuffed to bits.

I'm terrified of lifts. I am taking steps to avoid them.

Did you hear about the french cheese factory that blew up? There was nothing left but De Brie

Have you heard the band 1023 MB yet? They haven't got a Gig yet.

What did the police molecule say to the criminal molecule? I've got my ion you.

I'll get me coat

 

[MooMoo444]

:/

 

[Diddums]

 

[neil_g]

 

[Destination]

Thread title delivers!

 

[Usher]

Have you heard the band 1023 MB yet? They haven't get a Gig yet.

I'll get me coat

groan

 

[Diddums]

You stole this from me didn't you?

 

[datalol-jack]

Jesus walks into a dry bar. Takes one drink, and proceeds to wine, wine, wine.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Mary had a little lamb.
And tied it to a pylon.
2000 volts went up its ass.
And turned its balls to nylon.

 

[McBain]

Accurate thread name is accurate.

 

[jumpy]

Looks like someone was listening to milton Jones on r4 this morning

 

[darael]

Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap."
The second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it."

 

[fatiain]

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong socks.

 

[something daft already!!]

Mary had a little lamb.
And tied it to a pylon.
2000 volts went up its ass.
And turned its balls to nylon.

Mary had a little Lamb
She tied it to the heater
Every time the lamb turned around
It burnt it's little seater.

Mary had a little lamb
It had a sooty foot.
Into Mary's bread and jam
His sooty foot he put.

Mary had a little bike.
She rode it on the grass.
Every time the wheels went around
The spokes went up her bottom

Mary had a little bike
She rode back and front
Every time the wheels went around
The spokes went up her nose.

 

[Roland Butter]

Two nuns in a bath.
The first one says "Where's the soap."
The second one replies "Yes it does, doesn't it."

After decades of pretending to laff and get that joke, time to , as the kids say , foss up.

I don't get it............explain.

 

[Hades]

RIP OP

 

[something daft already!!]

After decades of pretending to laff and get that joke, time to , as the kids say , foss up.

I don't get it............explain.

They are using the soap for pleasure.

 

[Cosimo]

What’s got 90 balls and makes women sweat?

Spoiler

Bingo

 

[brendy]

Mary had a little dress
It had a split up both the sides
when mary bent over
you could see her thighs.

Mary also had another skirt
with a split right up the front
She didn't wear that one very often.

 

[BDEE]

Vote ban for OP