Here is £80

Mrs Seabiscuit · 25 Apr 2017 at 06:32

What would you spend it on?

(was my birthday yesterday)

Josh · 25 Apr 2017 at 06:40

InB4 "hookers & blow" - probably spend it out a nice day out with the family.

Participant · 25 Apr 2017 at 06:48

A custom birthday cake with 'sorry it's late' written on it

byeo · 25 Apr 2017 at 06:51

Be boring and save it until you actually see something you want to buy.

Voicon · 25 Apr 2017 at 06:51

Put it all on Red!

Mrs Seabiscuit · 25 Apr 2017 at 06:52

Dammit! Wish we could have serious tags or something.

regulus · 25 Apr 2017 at 07:19

byeo said:
Be boring and save it until you actually see something you want to buy.

MooMoo444 · 25 Apr 2017 at 07:19

I would spend it on a lifesize model of that brown bear.

nick.lidgett · 25 Apr 2017 at 07:35

Id go to cash and carry and buy as many giant strawberries as possible, then id melt them down and create a singe giant, giant strawberry, the likes of which the world has never seen.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 25 Apr 2017 at 07:53

Hmmm good job I made a thread in a more sensible section as well.

cyber69 · 25 Apr 2017 at 07:53

Old corner sofa from a charity shop

Rannoch · 25 Apr 2017 at 07:59

A night at a motorway hotel and see if you can pull someone at the bar.

Efour · 25 Apr 2017 at 08:00

All on black .

Housey · 25 Apr 2017 at 08:08

1 pint in London.

Sankari · 25 Apr 2017 at 08:45

Housey said:
1 pint in London.

Don't be ridiculous, there's no way you could get a pint in London for as little as £80.

Glanza · 25 Apr 2017 at 08:49

byeo said:
Be boring and save it until you actually see something you want to buy.

Yaayuh! · 25 Apr 2017 at 08:58

A hotel room for the night for you and Mr Seabiscuit to get jiggy all night long knowing you don't have to clear up any mess.

TacticalFish · 25 Apr 2017 at 09:08

A goat can be had for £60 at my local animal shelter. Get yourself an organic lawnmower and have £20 change!

gandhi · 25 Apr 2017 at 09:30

JOSH said:
InB4 "hookers & blow"

Yeah, you wouldn't get much for £80 tbh. A manky toothless BJ off some meth-head and some white powder that's mostly paracetamol probably. Top night out.

Kuros · 25 Apr 2017 at 10:01

I'd just spend it on a good bit of grub, go fine dining or something.