Here is £80

robfosters · 25 Apr 2017 at 10:46

Evangelion said:
Don't be ridiculous, there's no way you could get a pint in London for as little as £80.

Wetherspoons on a Monday, £2.25 a pint

Fair do's, you have to dodge the pushchairs, chavs and unwashed old soaks, but you still get your cheap pint.

Mrs Seabiscuit · 25 Apr 2017 at 11:14

falling off my chair laughing at some of these responses. Typical GD!

Rannoch · 25 Apr 2017 at 11:17

Bottle of good champagne to look posh in your local park.

BuffetSlayer · 25 Apr 2017 at 11:22

A couple of theatre tickets to something like classical spectacular at the RAH.

Or perhaps the Edinburgh Tattoo, if that is your cup of tea? (probably only get 1 ticket for £80 though).

dl8860 · 25 Apr 2017 at 11:23

Mrs Seabiscuit said:
falling off my chair laughing at some of these responses. Typical GD!

Lol! Yes! What fun, ho ho

Rannoch · 25 Apr 2017 at 11:47

robfosters said:
Wetherspoons on a Monday, £2.25 a pint

Fair do's, you have to dodge the pushchairs, chavs and unwashed old soaks, but you still get your cheap pint.

It's like a scene from The Walking Dead lol

BigT · 25 Apr 2017 at 11:48

Go and sign up to yesbets or profit accumulator, do the two free offers and then think about how to spend £100 tomorrow

Rannoch · 25 Apr 2017 at 11:50

I think the cheap hooker is your best bet.

nick.lidgett · 25 Apr 2017 at 11:58

Im fairly certain £80 will procure you the full tony williams experience

brendy · 25 Apr 2017 at 12:00

Your fav Chinese or Indian meal, a new mug or gadget and give the rest to charity. Karma, full stomach and something to keep all in one go.

GWANGY · 25 Apr 2017 at 12:04

A goat can be had for £60 at my local animal shelter

...and at night?

Daftbrown · 25 Apr 2017 at 12:44

nick.lidgett said:
Im fairly certain £80 will procure you the full tony williams experience

More than enough. Who could eat that much KFC?

Sankari · 25 Apr 2017 at 12:45

Vargas said:
It's like a scene from The Walking Dead lol

But without the vibrant social life.

!bluetonic! · 25 Apr 2017 at 13:27

I would give it all to Tony Williams. Send him off for a couple of nights and get him to report back.

Mr Blonde · 25 Apr 2017 at 13:50

A second-hand wooden leg.

While the IT sector and more lately house sitting has had it's merits, it's always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure. With a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling.

arc@css · 25 Apr 2017 at 13:50

Another 8GB of memory or some speakers.

Nasher · 25 Apr 2017 at 14:16

A month's worth of petrol

Redz · 25 Apr 2017 at 14:19

£80 worth of Lego

G-MAN2004 · 25 Apr 2017 at 14:25

Blackjack and hookers.

...But most likely records.

chief barker · 25 Apr 2017 at 15:24

A Katie Hopkins lifesize cutout,

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Katie-Hopk...93130121&sr=8-2&keywords=katie+hopkins+cutout

They sell a Farage one as well - I'd buy both.