An inventor visits his local patenting office and slams an apple down on the counter.
The attendant asks "what do you me to do with that, its an apple".
Inventor says "Yes it is but take a bite"
The attendant takes a bite, "wow that tastes like a Strawberry"
Inventor says "turn it round a bit"
The attendant takes another bite, "wow that tastes like a Banana"
Inventor says "turn it round a bit"
The attendant takes another bite, "wow that tastes like a Kiwi"
Inventor says "so will you patent it?"
"No" answers the attendant "its still only a fruit that simply tastes like other fruit"
"However if you bring me an Apple that tastes like Vagina, I'll patent that"
The inventor leaves and returns several weeks later.
"I've done it, exactly as you asked, go on take a bite"
The attendant takes a bite and prompty spits it out,
"Oh my god, that tastes like utter crap"
Inventor says "Turn it round a bit"
The attendant asks "what do you me to do with that, its an apple".
Inventor says "Yes it is but take a bite"
The attendant takes a bite, "wow that tastes like a Strawberry"
Inventor says "turn it round a bit"
The attendant takes another bite, "wow that tastes like a Banana"
Inventor says "turn it round a bit"
The attendant takes another bite, "wow that tastes like a Kiwi"
Inventor says "so will you patent it?"
"No" answers the attendant "its still only a fruit that simply tastes like other fruit"
"However if you bring me an Apple that tastes like Vagina, I'll patent that"
The inventor leaves and returns several weeks later.
"I've done it, exactly as you asked, go on take a bite"
The attendant takes a bite and prompty spits it out,
"Oh my god, that tastes like utter crap"
Inventor says "Turn it round a bit"
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