Believing in sky pixies and having the arrogance to think you're right in your fantasy.
Golf is a series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. Enjoy the miracles.
Lasting more than 30 seconds having sex with a real girl when you are addicted to porn and gaming.
Posting poop through letterboxes without getting it on your fingers! Are you lot wrapping them up or something?
Finding a woman with elbows that are not too pointy
A post from experience.
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Finding Golf... interesting... to me its like watching paint dry.
eating a flake without finding little melted chocolate fragments on all nearby material for the next 3-4 hours.