Your future sex robot could be hacked and programmed to murder you

Diddums · 12 Sep 2017 at 07:29

LINK

Bahahaha, imagine going like that, killed by a sex robot.

Happy Tuesday you freaks

Hades · 12 Sep 2017 at 07:49

Meh. Still better to go out quickly than die from a thousand cuts of marriage today

glenimp617 · 12 Sep 2017 at 07:52

Not the worst way to go

Can you remember the boat scene in goldeneye? Well I'd like to go just like that please

Woden · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:04

I'm getting a sex robot?

peterwalkley · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:17

Article author should write a screenplay because Hollywood has never done that before :rolleyes:

Flubble · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:19

how long until Norton has a sex robot anti-virus

cyber69 · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:22

Flubble said:
how long until Norton has a sex robot anti-virus

Only downside being Norton would make your robot slow and fat

wordy · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:25

Woden said:
I'm getting a sex robot?

Yeah, you can have mine when I'm finished with it.

V F · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:32

Woden said:
I'm getting a sex robot?

russell664 · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:36

Fantastic.

Skidder · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:41

cyber69 said:
Only downside being Norton would make your robot slow and fat

Well played.

Narj · 12 Sep 2017 at 08:58

cyber69 said:
Only downside being Norton would make your robot slow and fat

You win the internet, sir!

IronWarrior · 12 Sep 2017 at 14:45

But... but why does it need internet.

MooMoo444 · 12 Sep 2017 at 14:48

GD in a nutshell boys, this topic right here.

h4rm0ny · 12 Sep 2017 at 14:54

Article begins "It’s the year 2097...".

By then, a sex robot would probably kill most of us simply by working correctly.

ElliorR · 12 Sep 2017 at 15:00

I'd be more worried about ransomware. Imagine finding out all openings were locked shut unless you paid money? May as well be married.

McBain · 12 Sep 2017 at 15:08

cyber69 said:
Only downside being Norton would make your robot slow and fat

I approve of this comment.

Hades · 12 Sep 2017 at 15:20

cyber69 said:
Only downside being Norton would make your robot slow and fat

Haha!

Steeps · 12 Sep 2017 at 15:27

It will never happen, just getting in the mood and it will schedule a 2 hour update with several re-starts giving false hope of a good time before bed. ITV2 will make a killing filling advertising slots between late night episodes of Family Guy while all the bots restart.

glenimp617 · 12 Sep 2017 at 15:35

Can someone let me know when the pre-orders start please