I need a new pet name for my wife

[LabR@t]

She who must be obeyed

 

[DXP55]

Guy I worked for called his Parrot Chicken - So he called all his girl friends chicken -(they overlapped on a daily basis) He never woke up saying the wrong name.

 

[Tefal]

slagathor?

I tend to go for animals/cutesy things.


that way if you **** up and use the wrong o e for the wrong girl they dont realise.


being called kitten instead of bunny is far less noticeable than being called Sara instead of Rachel

 

[Dis86]

being called kitten instead of bunny is far less noticeable than being called Sara instead of Rachel

Or Richard?

 

[John40]

Idiot

 

[Participant]

slagathor?

I tend to go for animals/cutesy things.

Such as slagathor?

If you weren't fagnolia's boyfriend / man bitch, you'd be going through a very dry spell at the moment with that kind of approach.

 

[TallPaul1878]

Just use another similar sounding woman's name. If her name is Linda then call her Leanne.

When it drives her potty and she asks who Leanne is then tell her it is the new girl at work. She's 26

 

[peterwalkley]

She who must be obeyed

Given OP's user name, how about: She who wears the pants.

 

[stewski]

Wifey McWifeface

Enjoyed this but as Franky Boyle once said, just adding a Mc to the start doesn't automatically make it funny, take Michael McIntyre for example.

 

[Efour]

Are you sure he didn't just typo it?

 

[m4rmite]

The Local Government

 

[builder22]

take Michael McIntyre to play on the motorway

 

[G-MAN2004]

Money Pit.

 

[Hiijinx]

Lovebucket

 

[philstanbridge]

I'm so sorry for stealing the pet name. But I'm quite happy to share.

 

[khemist]

Eggface.

 

[Akagi]

Wiffles

 

[Dark Light]

Oi Make Me a Sandwich.

 

[datalol-jack]

Threadripper.

 

[Destination]

Flaps.

Or elephant flaps.