I need a new pet name for my wife

[Aedus]

Smashty

A pasty you've already smashed.

 

[Steampunk]

**** or ****

 

[Tefal]

Such as slagathor?

If you weren't fagnolia's boyfriend / man bitch, you'd be going through a very dry spell at the moment with that kind of approach.

who?

and it's from scrubs lol.

I ain't in a dry spell I just got back from a lovley few hours with a perforner/burlesque dancer

 

[Tefal]

Or Richard?

exactly!!

Sara, wait no Steve, come back!!!

 

[rubberduck]

RJ45 Cable

 

[crazy8s]

Steve

 

[Kutter]

KitchenAid

 

[ElliorR]

Mum?

 

[datalol-jack]

Mission Impossible.

 

[RaohNS]

That's easy: Call her by your exs name

 

[Tunney]

Fairly sure the answer is no

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Pedro!

e: I see @harry5522 also votes Pedro!

 

[datalol-jack]

Milkshake or MooMoo for when drunk.

 

[lurkio]

Slagathor

 

[datalol-jack]

Richer Sounds.

 

[ianh]

Rooster Juggling Thunder Flange, or just Thunder Flange for less formal occasions.

 

[UTmaniac]

Going to bed.

 

[unwashed potato!]

Fairly sure the answer is no

yes?

 

[Ugley_Matt]

Sis?

 

[dymetrie]

Boo Boo Kitty ****?