I need a new pet name for my wife

[fatiain]

Rooster Juggling Thunder Flange, or just Thunder Flange for less formal occasions.

The SFW version of the insult from Blade 3!

 

[Angilion]

I'm so sorry for stealing the pet name. But I'm quite happy to share.

Er...

 

[xldeane]

Knuckles ???


xl...out

 

[rubberduck]

Pancake

 

[ianh]

Boo Boo Kitty ****?

Love that film!

The SFW version of the insult from Blade 3!

Yeap, although Thunder Flange sounds a lot funnier than the original NSFW version to me

 

[Lartyconshayo]

The unbearable wifeness of being

 

[FloppyPoppy]

Pedro!

e: I see @harry5522 also votes Pedro!

 

[FlakGunna]

Doris

 

[smogsy]

Snuggle bubble

 

[Werewolf]

Run for your life?

Point for anyone who gets the reference without googling.

 

[stuie]

truffle hunter

also works well if you throw a few babes in there too

 

[inflames]

wench.

 

[Yaayuh!]

Shaniqua

 

[MookJong]

Rover, Lucky and Tiddles are all pet names.

 

[builder22]

Badgerio Fondlerio

 

[krooton]

Trogdor the Burninator

 

[ubersonic]

Isis - Goddess of health, marriage, and wisdom.

I see no way this can go wrong

 

[KiNgPiN83]

Your piece

 

[ttaskmaster]

Run for your life?
Point for anyone who gets the reference without googling.

I'm just hearing "Ruuuuuun Tooooo Thaaaaaa Hiiiiiiiiiiiills" and assuming it's summat to do with the band.
If not, then I submit that as my suggestion anyway!!

 

[Arazi]

Further to https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/posts/31182163, the thief philstanbridge has stolen my wife's pet name, so as he's bigger than me I need a new one for her.

Can you help me think of a new pet name for my wife please OcUK?

If it looks like a bacon butty then call her Rasher.