18th Birthday Present Ideas from family

theaterix · 26 Oct 2017 at 13:10

Everyone keeps harassing me on what I want, and tbh I dont really need anything that I cant buy myself so I have no clue what to ask for from them...
Any ideas?

Dis86 · 26 Oct 2017 at 13:12

18 year old girl.

theaterix · 26 Oct 2017 at 13:13

Dis86 said:
18 year old girl.

Check mate...

w1ze1 · 26 Oct 2017 at 13:23

Corrected!

Dis86 said:
28 year old MILF.

glenimp617 · 26 Oct 2017 at 13:30

Cougar

marc2003 · 26 Oct 2017 at 13:32

Cold hard cash.

VincentHanna · 26 Oct 2017 at 13:55

Why would you want a 28 year old "MILF" when you could just have a 28 year old?

w1ze1 · 26 Oct 2017 at 14:23

Depends if you are above average girth or not.

AHarvey · 26 Oct 2017 at 14:26

VincentHanna said:
Why would you want a 28 year old "MILF" when you could just have a 28 year old?

you know she's a go-er?

theaterix · 26 Oct 2017 at 15:23

All of the above sounds good to me hahahaha

NoobCannon · 26 Oct 2017 at 20:08

As with all of these threads.

Cocaine and hookers

MissChief · 26 Oct 2017 at 20:31

Fleshlight.

Cleisthenes · 26 Oct 2017 at 20:33

MissChief said:
Fleshlight.

Malevolence · 26 Oct 2017 at 20:35

w1ze1 said:
Corrected!

So instead of an 18 year old you'd rather have a 28 year old with baggage? How bizarre.

ramsden · 26 Oct 2017 at 20:38

Ask for some candles that spell out 'HABY BIRTDOY'

m@rty · 26 Oct 2017 at 20:53

A nice watch.

w1ze1 · 26 Oct 2017 at 20:59

Malevolence said:
So instead of an 18 year old you'd rather have a 28 year old with baggage? How bizarre.

Clueless.

stopper · 26 Oct 2017 at 21:00

GTR driving experience

and maybe a hooker or two.

southernorth · 26 Oct 2017 at 21:05

How about a name change to "Birthday Boy"

Malevolence · 26 Oct 2017 at 21:53

w1ze1 said:
Clueless.

Yes, it appears you are.