And they say men are messy

Telecaster · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:01

If they didn't have a **** we'd just throw stones at them.

Nitefly · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:03

Quick do a big poo and cover it up.

Caged · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:06

Is there a tablet holder in your shower?

cyber69 · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:06

As soon as I start seeing those disposable purple bags in the bathroom bin then I know to avoid conflict with the wife for the next week

Terminal_Boy · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:11

I cured my daughters of that by binning anything that looked like rubbish early on.

Wife is still a work in progress as she believes that every horizontal surface is for storage.

cyber69 · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:14

My daughter has this extra storage called a floordrobe

Diddums · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:14

In my line of work I frequent ladies' toilets almost daily, and I can guarantee you that there are women out there that are absolutely disgusting, vile human beings.

Dis86 · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:24

suggestions welcome! said:
In my line of work I frequent ladies' toilets almost daily

Don't lie, it's nothing to do with your line of work.

#showercam, #upskirt, #voyeur

When I working in a call centre at uni, we regularly used to get emails passed around from the cleaners and senior management about the state of the ladies toilets. Apparently crapping on the floor and walls is just the done thing for some women.

Vonhelmet · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:24

OP doesn't know he's born.

Bickaxe · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:24

LOAM said:
They like flat surfaces

Tempted to have a slope on most flat surfaces so everything she puts on it, slides off.

Diddums · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:27

Dis86 said:
Don't lie, it's nothing to do with your line of work.

#showercam, #upskirt, #voyeur

When I working in a call centre at uni, we regularly used to get emails passed around from the cleaners and senior management about the state of the ladies toilets. Apparently crapping on the floor and walls is just the done thing for some women.

Ssssshhhhhh! That's not public information!

Nasher · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:28

What utter chaos

chaparral · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:33

Am not messy

Diddums · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:35

Those torches are rubbish. I've gone through two already, moved on to a better one.

Orionaut · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:35

I am more concerned about how whoever did the wall tiling totally failed to match up the adjacent tiles. Putting that right would be far harder than tidying up a couple of boxes of snoties...

I'd never be able to un-see that! It would haunt me every time I walked into the room....

Hades · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:37

Bickaxe said:
Tempted to have a slope on most flat surfaces so everything she puts on it, slides off.

Actually this is genius.

chaparral · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:41

suggestions welcome! said:
Those torches are rubbish. I've gone through two already, moved on to a better one.

I know I been through more then 2 of them silver lighthouse torches

You can see in the mirror one of my LED lenser M7R torches that am always using..

Lima · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:41

Bickaxe said:
Tempted to have a slope on most flat surfaces so everything she puts on it, slides off.

Like what they do in pub/ bar toilets to stop people doing Coke. Good idea.

Also, yes I confirm woman are waaaaaay worse than men for mess. My wife is terrible. Can't have a flat surface without her filling it with crap.

Uther · 29 Oct 2017 at 11:56

She was winding you up, seems to have worked perfectly. I randomly move the bin around and that drives mine mad.

DXP55 · 29 Oct 2017 at 12:10

LOAM said:
They like flat surfaces

Yes yes yes - you are so right - it didn't strike me till you put that up - mine has a two seat sofa - single seat -coffee table - floor between two seats - sideboard and of course the floor itself. :rolleyes:

I have one chair and get shouted at if I put newspaper on floor.