I want to be in the Guiness book of records - Can OCUK pull together and help me?

rubberduck

rubberduck

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Heya

I have a desire to be in the Guinness book of records but unfortunately I am a thoroughly unremarkable being. Physically, I lack any talent in terms of strength, flexibility, or endurance... Mentally I average 95 on IQ tests but on a good day have hit 103... And from a motivation perspective I am, lets say, a bit of a slacker... Still, I really want to hold a world record for something. Now! I am prepared to put in a bit of work, let's say 2-3 hours per day over half a year to achieve this goal... But I don't want to flog myself. Also I have ruddy skin complexion.

So! What I need from you guys is to suggest a disciple than I can gain a world record in with limited effort and having no natural talent for. Surely there must be something right? Please no troll answers thank you very much!
 
rubberduck said:
Heya

I have a desire to be in the Guinness book of records but unfortunately I am a thoroughly unremarkable being. Physically, I lack any talent in terms of strength, flexibility, or endurance... Mentally I average 95 on IQ tests but on a good day have hit 103... And from a motivation perspective I am, lets say, a bit of a slacker... Still, I really want to hold a world record for something. Now! I am prepared to put in a bit of work, let's say 2-3 hours per day over half a year to achieve this goal... But I don't want to flog myself. Also I have ruddy skin complexion.

So! What I need from you guys is to suggest a disciple than I can gain a world record in with limited effort and having no natural talent for. Surely there must be something right? Please no troll answers thank you very much!
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From what you've told us it's going to have to be something video game related. Pick a game and play it until you long for death and hopefully you'll beat the record?
 
rubberduck said:
Heya

I have a desire to be in the Guinness book of records but unfortunately I am a thoroughly unremarkable being. Physically, I lack any talent in terms of strength, flexibility, or endurance... Mentally I average 95 on IQ tests but on a good day have hit 103... And from a motivation perspective I am, lets say, a bit of a slacker... Still, I really want to hold a world record for something. Now! I am prepared to put in a bit of work, let's say 2-3 hours per day over half a year to achieve this goal... But I don't want to flog myself. Also I have ruddy skin complexion.

So! What I need from you guys is to suggest a disciple than I can gain a world record in with limited effort and having no natural talent for. Surely there must be something right? Please no troll answers thank you very much!
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http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-collection-of-rubber-ducks

You have the username so you have an advantage over the current record holder - all you need is 5632 to beat her and you're golden.
 
mistersprinkles said:
From what you've told us it's going to have to be something video game related. Pick a game and play it until you long for death and hopefully you'll beat the record?
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Yea so look here.. http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records/showcase/gaming

The longest videogame marathon playing World of Warcraft (Blizzard) is 29 hours 31 minutes, The longest videogame marathon on any Final Fantasy title lasted 38 hours 6 minutes

This is easily doable but it is also a retarded record to hold as it can be done by anyone.
 
mistersprinkles said:
I can guarantee you that some recluse has sat in his bedroom playing WoW for longer than 29 hours and just never submitted a claim to Guinness :)
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Not a fan of records like that. Besides while not WoW I know people who've played games like eve online continously for 2 days straight and put in more than 24 hours in the odd game myself.
 
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