Wharts givern you a birg grirn troday

[hondo]

I'd better start.

My daughter was looking on Google Maps on her touchpad laptop.

She suddenly turned to me and asked

"Dad does your little man move about a lot"

Being dirty minded I LMFAO

 

[LOAM]

I love it when people think there's an R in given. Best day of the week (so far)

 

[Diddums]

I love it when people think there's an R in given. Best day of the week (so far)

It's only Tuersday!

 

[LOAM]

It's only Tuersday!

The week carn only get better and better thern!

 

[Diddums]

Gosh darnit, fun police ruining our stuffz

 

[Armageus]

gosh darnit, pesky users not adhering to simple rulez

 

[hondo]

I love it when people think there's an R in given. Best day of the week (so far)

Have I missed something? I don't see given or grivern

 

[glenimp617]

Creased up earlier when after about five years (yeah, yeah I'm slow) I suddenly realised the reason why a lot of people in my city walk in diagonal lines is because they are high on drugs.

Didn't know my city had such a problem.

 

[hondo]

I love it when people think there's an R in given. Best day of the week (so far)

OMG!! I can see it now, my mistake her indoors must have been nagging at me to take out. Liar. I took her out willingly she makes me.

 

[LOAM]

OMG!! I can see it now, my mistake her indoors must have been nagging at me to take out. Liar. I took her out willingly she makes me.

You are forgiveRn

 

[haaammit]

Picked up my 1992 Scirocco from the garage this morning. The old girl sailed through her MOT test without so much as an advisory. I had a big grin driving home for sure

 

[hondo]

You are forgiveRn

Thank you, much oblriged

 

[hondo]

Picked up my 1992 Scirocco from the garage this morning. The old girl sailed through her MOT test without so much as an advisory. I had a big grin driving home for sure

Congratz

I always find that a load off my mind too.

Some years back I had a diesel from new, the damned thing failed its first MOT on emission's, the Guy said "You don't drive it hard enough." I replied "I'm not allowed to push other cars out of the way.

 

[itchy]

Was in the pub last night with my mate, we were the only ones in the pub.

We were talking about new build and old build houses at the end of the bar, with the bar maid who is about 68.

I said "Yes I had a lot of trouble putting a cat flap through the wall in an old build"

The bar maid said "I have not had my cat flap opened in years"

I could not breath for an hour and my mate nearly had a asthma attack.

 

[Django x2]

The misspelling of the OP title was about as good as my day got....

 

[joey1211]

I said "Yes I had a lot of trouble putting a cat flap through the wall in an old build"

Aren't cat flaps usually installed into doors?

 

[xraycat87]

The misspelling of the OP title was about as good as my day got....

+1

 

[Vern1961]

Just rang the vet to confirm our cat got through her anaesthetic and dental okay.

The not so good news will be when we get the bill...

...plus an evening of reproachful looks from furry madame!

 

[TacticalFish]

Reading the thread title in the voice of Officer Crabtree.

Good Moaning *******: https://twitter.com/offcrabtree?lang=en

Reading through the tweets has given me a birg grirn.

 

[Squark]

Reading the thread title in the voice of Officer Crabtree.

Good Moaning *******: https://twitter.com/offcrabtree?lang=en

Reading through the tweets has given me a birg grirn.

It was more Swedish chef for me.
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