I see sobriety isn't agreeing with you.....I know what you mean OP. This is my first 'dry' Christmas and it's been ******* awful. All my mates are out getting drunk and having fun and I'm stuck there drinking pop and feeling like the spare dick at a whore convention. Then on Christmas Day all my family are enjoying a nice few tipples and getting merry whilst, yet again, I'm stuck on tea and pop again.
Expects someone to go through the horrendous process of upending their entire life and moving house simply because one day of the year happens to be ****. GD never fails to deliver.
The 'move somewhere better' was tongue in cheek. I feel sorry for you if a lack of smiley means you couldn't get that. Nothing like getting the wrong end of the stick then getting twisted panties about it...but to quite you GD never fails to deliver.

Old age sucks.