I'm in love with Adrian who works at my local supermarket.
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Just follow your heart mags, you cant help who you fall in love with.
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Funny to see which posters took this thread for the light hearted humour it was and which posters hackles got raised over it 
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CHAPTER 3
I noticed him immediately. He's overweight and probably pretends to go to the gym but doesn't; flabby is harsh, perhaps cuddly is better. He always shops in the same way, missing out aisle 9 where Pet Foods are located, up 1, down 2, up 3, down 4, up 5, down 6, up 7, down 8, up 10, down 11, up 12, down 13, up 14, down 15, up 16, down 17, up 18, down 19, up 20, down 21, up 22, down 22 - pass in front of checkout 37, with a strong preference for checkout 34.
My name is Adrian Foo and I work at *********. I work 5 shifts a week and I like it when they mix up my schedule so that sometimes it's an evening shift or sometimes it is a morning shift or sometimes it is an afternoon shift or sometimes it is a mid afternoon shift or sometimes it is a weekend shift which might be in the morning, or the afternoon, or mid afternoon or in the evening. When I'm not at work (mornings, afternoons or evenings) I like to paint and write bad novels but not always at the same time. My favourite movie is Rocky II, it is the best one for a number of reasons including a strong narrative and message which is as pertinent today as it was decades ago. I was not born when it was released. I'm a Virgo. Blue - don't ask me why, I do not know.
He came in again on Tuesday.
"Hi," I say. "Good choices!" I add. He's mainly shopped the deals today which is a wise spending trend which I enjoy and support.
"Should I pack for you?" I ask. He looks up and Dear Diary, I am NOT going to lie, this man is delicious.
"I would enjoy that, thank you" he says, red-faced like the time when I did the full marathon but Timothy had told me it was only a half marathon and when we were half way through corrected himself, explaining that it was 2 half-marathons. It had rained that day which is good for gardens and plants but is not good for concrete mixing or putting up outdoor sheds, hammocks, or garages which require a concrete base.
I begin processing his items. I glance up at him again, smiling. He is definitely cuddly, not flabby. I smile and he smiles back, leaning into or holding onto the till.
He has beer and beer can only be boought by adults with minors and those under the age of 21 requiring proof at point of purchase. In certain circumstances we are allowed to require further ID or proof of age which I do not enjoy asking for as it is embarrassing for everyone. I ring my bell.
"Yes?" my supervisor says.
"Does this man look too old to buy beer?" I ask her. "Isn't he so young looking?" I add.
"I'm barely 40!" he says and I think this might be true but it is not and is probably a lie. He looks good for ... 46, maybe 47?
"And some more?" I ask.
"More? Ok - I'm 45" - I knew it, I will write about this in my diary - "thanks for pointing it out!" he laughs. He looks at me hard, still holding on to the till like it is keeping his feet tethered to the earth.
"Would you like to go out with me sometime?" he says.
When I was 9 years old I built a space rocket out of a Cornflakes packet and the cardboard inner tube of a large Kleenex roll and I started on Friday night, it was the 9th of June, and I finished it on Sunday afternoon (NOT mid-afternoon) which was the 11th of June. I did not sleep or eat but I did have some water during those hours and I only had mild hallucinations when I finished her. On Monday the 12th of June, in the afternoon, I destroyed her with my fists and used the walls of my room to wipe the blood from my hands and face and broken toe.
"Yes," I say to him and his eyes and smile light up my day.
New encounters, new beginnings, as they say.
I noticed him immediately. He's overweight and probably pretends to go to the gym but doesn't; flabby is harsh, perhaps cuddly is better. He always shops in the same way, missing out aisle 9 where Pet Foods are located, up 1, down 2, up 3, down 4, up 5, down 6, up 7, down 8, up 10, down 11, up 12, down 13, up 14, down 15, up 16, down 17, up 18, down 19, up 20, down 21, up 22, down 22 - pass in front of checkout 37, with a strong preference for checkout 34.
My name is Adrian Foo and I work at *********. I work 5 shifts a week and I like it when they mix up my schedule so that sometimes it's an evening shift or sometimes it is a morning shift or sometimes it is an afternoon shift or sometimes it is a mid afternoon shift or sometimes it is a weekend shift which might be in the morning, or the afternoon, or mid afternoon or in the evening. When I'm not at work (mornings, afternoons or evenings) I like to paint and write bad novels but not always at the same time. My favourite movie is Rocky II, it is the best one for a number of reasons including a strong narrative and message which is as pertinent today as it was decades ago. I was not born when it was released. I'm a Virgo. Blue - don't ask me why, I do not know.
He came in again on Tuesday.
"Hi," I say. "Good choices!" I add. He's mainly shopped the deals today which is a wise spending trend which I enjoy and support.
"Should I pack for you?" I ask. He looks up and Dear Diary, I am NOT going to lie, this man is delicious.
"I would enjoy that, thank you" he says, red-faced like the time when I did the full marathon but Timothy had told me it was only a half marathon and when we were half way through corrected himself, explaining that it was 2 half-marathons. It had rained that day which is good for gardens and plants but is not good for concrete mixing or putting up outdoor sheds, hammocks, or garages which require a concrete base.
I begin processing his items. I glance up at him again, smiling. He is definitely cuddly, not flabby. I smile and he smiles back, leaning into or holding onto the till.
He has beer and beer can only be boought by adults with minors and those under the age of 21 requiring proof at point of purchase. In certain circumstances we are allowed to require further ID or proof of age which I do not enjoy asking for as it is embarrassing for everyone. I ring my bell.
"Yes?" my supervisor says.
"Does this man look too old to buy beer?" I ask her. "Isn't he so young looking?" I add.
"I'm barely 40!" he says and I think this might be true but it is not and is probably a lie. He looks good for ... 46, maybe 47?
"And some more?" I ask.
"More? Ok - I'm 45" - I knew it, I will write about this in my diary - "thanks for pointing it out!" he laughs. He looks at me hard, still holding on to the till like it is keeping his feet tethered to the earth.
"Would you like to go out with me sometime?" he says.
When I was 9 years old I built a space rocket out of a Cornflakes packet and the cardboard inner tube of a large Kleenex roll and I started on Friday night, it was the 9th of June, and I finished it on Sunday afternoon (NOT mid-afternoon) which was the 11th of June. I did not sleep or eat but I did have some water during those hours and I only had mild hallucinations when I finished her. On Monday the 12th of June, in the afternoon, I destroyed her with my fists and used the walls of my room to wipe the blood from my hands and face and broken toe.
"Yes," I say to him and his eyes and smile light up my day.
New encounters, new beginnings, as they say.
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I'm now expecting daily updates.
Looking forward to the next oneTheo mags
Looking forward to the next one
It's mags. I distinctly remember laying in to him when I came to this forum only to be told the same. Once you understand how his brain works it's all gravy baby.
What about sex? I would somehow accept gay women couples.......
But I think anal is terrible even with heterosexual couples..... a man doing another man is disgusting. Meh
Rolling on the floor laughing
You’re not gay so you don’t understand.
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Magnolia's Magnum opus it seems... I wonder how long this one has taken to cook up... I actually prefer your posts in the star citizen thread... I honestly look forward to your next Barb!