Has anyone successfully used stalking type behaviour to form a relationship?

rubberduck · 12 Apr 2018 at 19:44

Have been curious for a while but wondered if anyone has used nuisance calls, heavy breathing, or other creepy behaviour to successfully leverage a relationship with the 'victim'.... Maybe once you developed said relatioship you cast aside your weirdness and have been living happily ever after since? Perhaps you never revealed your antics and your partner is not aware of your dark past... Please share your stories but keep the tone nice to avoid a thread lock.

JBuk · 12 Apr 2018 at 19:47

Just leave her/him alone

Malevolence · 12 Apr 2018 at 19:48

Kenai · 12 Apr 2018 at 19:49

Are Easter holidays finished yet?

Megahurtz400 · 12 Apr 2018 at 19:49

Sorry pardon?

Hades · 12 Apr 2018 at 19:50

Have you been reviewing @philstanbridge wife?

Efour · 12 Apr 2018 at 19:55

Yeah I stalked my gf for 18 months.

Killed her pets etc.

Been happily together for 4 years now

Diddums · 12 Apr 2018 at 19:55

No dude. Not even slightly amusing. Back to the drawing board.

Monkeynut · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:00

It's not quite Magnolia.

dowie · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:01

rubberduck said:
Have been curious for a while but wondered if anyone has used nuisance calls, heavy breathing, or other creepy behaviour to successfully leverage a relationship with the 'victim'.... Maybe once you developed said relatioship you cast aside your weirdness and have been living happily ever after since?

yup it totally works, best tip is don't use some burner phone or phonebook to do it but use your own landline and don't conceal your number... she'll be sure to wonder who this mysterious stranger is and dial 1471... when she finds out it is you she'll totally fall in love with you

Thekwango · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:07

and another troll thread....not sure why these are allowed to remain or are tolerated.

Slam · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:09

Why have you been curious for a while? What is it about this line of thought that is of interest to you?

jl10000 · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:11

Yes, we have been together for 10 years, she lives in my chest freezer.

Diddums · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:16

Thekwango said:
and another troll thread....not sure why these are allowed to remain or are tolerated.

Rubberduck is the literal incarnation of the monkey & typewriter analogy.

Begbie · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:19

Try the D.E.N.N.I.S system instead.

Angilion · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:32

rubberduck said:
[..] Please share your stories but keep the tone nice to avoid a thread lock.

Eh? Nice? Nice?

Diddums said:
Rubberduck is the literal incarnation of the monkey & typewriter analogy.

Millions of pages of nonsense and broken typewriters?

Roar87 · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:33

How else do you form a relationship?

peterwalkley · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:34

They keep trying those tactics, but those PPI firms aren't getting anywhere with me.

Ayahuasca · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:45

Heavy farting is my go to when I want it to end.

fatiain · 12 Apr 2018 at 20:56

Angilion said:
Millions of pages of nonsense and broken typewriters?

With poop smooshed between the keys?